giveaway: mia's sock drawer!

hi y'all!

this.

is mia.

(adorable i know. and those silhouetes on her wall?

yeah she sells those too.

i know. i know.

so freakin talented it makes me wanna scream.)

she's one of my favorite people.

probably the nicest most sincere person

you'll ever meet

(if you ever meet her that is).

and sheeeeee,

owns a rockin shop called...

this little mia-o-mine,

is super deeeee duper creative

and she makes these daaaahling socks

trimmed with lace and buttons

and all sorts of frilly girl fun!

look at these!!!

you can't sit there and tell me

you don't want these on your daughter like NOW.

oh my holy mother of adorable.

what?

you say you want them on yourself too?

no worries!!

she makes them for ladies too!

these beige ones are probably my favorite.

i'm a huge fan of wearing my socks showing at the top

of my boots and these are a must with every outfit.

seriously.

mia made me a pair similar to these last year

and every time i wear them

EVERY. TIME.

someone asks me about them

because they are sooo HoT!

she has all sorts of colors and styles and trims

so do me a favor and head on over to her etsy shop

HERE

browse around,

and pick your favorites!

(because i know you'll have more than one!)

oh.

and since we're on the topic of favorites,

these are MiiiiiiNE.

mia was so kind as to even NAME them after me!

hot. to. trot.

that's all i gotta say about this.

and they come in black too!

aaaaaand

i may or may not have both pairs.

ahem.

now are you ready for the good stuff?

eeeek!

mia is giving away:

ONE pair of 'the hussy' sock

in the color of your choice (white or black)

to one lucky blog follower!!

to enter you must do one of the following

(or more than one for multiple entries.

just make sure you comment for each entry you do!)

*comment

with the name of your favorite sock

in mia's shop!

*share

this contest on facebook!

*blog

about this contest!

*like

her facebook page!

*pin

your favorite pair of mia's socks on pinterest!

contest ends sunday at 8pm EST time

and a winner will be announced on monday morning!

ps. all of mia's socks are unique and most of them

are limited in quantity.

soooo.

that means if you see one you like, you better snag it before it's gone.

got it? good.

i don't blog on the weekend.

'cept i do.

well today i do.

i got a contest to win people.

i can't be layin' around on my rear

doin' nuthin.

psshhhh.

wow.

that was a lot of apostrophe's .

75 new followers in 2 days.

what in the mother truckin JUNK?!

are u kidding me?

seriously?

who knew the power of the hussy's peeps?

i love you guys.

if i win this,

i promise to never leave you again

for as long as i did these past few months.

so i started crossfit yesterday.

which means,

i'll be able to kick your ass in a few months.

just kidding.

no really i could.

but i won't.

maybe.

by the end of the summer i'll look this hot.

my boobs will magically grow.

(instead of just being tube socks with sand in the bottom)

i'll have long luscious black hair

(down to the nips of course)

and big lips

the perfected tan

(even the unladylike innards of my leggies)

and perfect clothes

and i'll be able to do my eye makeup

like a professional

every. single. day.

and my booty?

will still be just as big.

if not bigger.

crossfit supports ghetto badonkadonks.

for real, my butt is that big.

ask bonnie.

she watched it slap me in the back of my head

as i ran next to her on the treadmill.

(stop laughing bonnie and dena you tErds)

ok for real.

wtc is this post about anyway?

i think i just wanted to post a picture

of kim kardashian's butt

cuz i've never really seen it before

in all it's ghetto glory.

it makes me feel normal.

anywho.

soon i'll be smokin hot

with crossfit sexiness radiating off of me.

but for now?

i'll just look like this.

which is okay too.

now go tell your friends to follow me.

do it.

happy weekend!!

oh oh oh.

my irreverent shoes?

from vickytoria's secret!!

it's inappropriate.

i read somewhere

in a blog article

about the "rules" of blogging

that you should never speak to your audience

liiiiiike i do all the time.

and do you know how i feel about that "rule"?

it can kiss my ghetto rump shakin booty.

because it's crap.

and i'm pretty sure the 30 followers i got overnight,

think it's crap too.

thanks y'all!

keep it up! 100 to go! we got this!!

team hussy!

*******

it's inappropriate

to use baby powder in your hair

on a regular basis

because you're a lazy tErd and you don't wanna wash it.

ever.

because your 3 year old will see you

and think it's normal.

it's inappropriate

for any place of business

(i don't care what it's offering)

to have the term

"vibration service"

plastered on the side of it.

unless you live in jacksonville, nc i guess.

it's inappropriate

for your kid to play with a dead snake

like it's his best friend.

and it's even more inappropriate

for you to watch him and take pictures

instead of freaking out

and dipping him in a vat of lysol.

it's inappropriate

to do this in your front yard.

it's still inappropriate

even if you have clothes on.

and it's even more inappropriate

to teach your little brother how to do it.

(that's guppy's thumb, everyone just calm down!)

it's inappropriate

to eat a milky way during sunday school.

but only because

everyone else will be jealous.

it's inappropriate

to wear irreverent shoes

to church.

wait.

no it's not.

it's hot.

it's inappropriate

to take a picture

of two ginger boys at target.

especially when they aren't yours.

and lastly.

it's inappropriate

of Lover to take a picture of me

when i'm not ready

and perfectly posed

with perfect hair and makeup and clothes

making the perfect sexy half-smile.

cuz now i just look like a cross-eyed weirdo

with uncomfortably large hands.

back in bizonka-ness.

hey freaks.

so i packed up the whole upstairs at my parent's,

loaded it all in a big truck,

drove for two days to north carolina,

and moved in to a NEW lowe family home.

our OWN home.

and the best part?

Lover LIVES with us.

what a phenomenon, huh?

anyway.

i switched to a mac.

and me and gussy are learning the ropes of it.

so we can get back to blogging.

i have so much to tell you!

OH.

and besides that fact that my gus is

adorable,

there's a

big huge important contest

going on.

no model lady and i

(don't click on that link cuz she's the enemy

and then you'll like her when u read her blog and then you'll want to follow her

but that's against the rules.)

have the

SAME. NUMBER. of FOLLOWERS.

870.

so i challenged her to fight.

first one to 1000 wins a free meal on the other.

which means i need YOU

to find all your friends who don't already know about me

(i know, that's gonna be hard to find)

and tell them to:

FOLLOW ME!

LOVE ME!

I'M BLOGGING AGAIN!!!

can you tell i'm excited?

the hussy rules!!!!