'cept i do.
well today i do.
i got a contest to win people.
i can't be layin' around on my rear
that was a lot of apostrophe's .
75 new followers in 2 days.
what in the mother truckin JUNK?!
are u kidding me?
who knew the power of the hussy's peeps?
i love you guys.
if i win this,
i promise to never leave you again
for as long as i did these past few months.
so i started crossfit yesterday.
i'll be able to kick your ass in a few months.
no really i could.
but i won't.
by the end of the summer i'll look this hot.
my boobs will magically grow.
(instead of just being tube socks with sand in the bottom)
i'll have long luscious black hair
(down to the nips of course)
and big lips
the perfected tan
(even the unladylike innards of my leggies)
and perfect clothes
and i'll be able to do my eye makeup
like a professional
every. single. day.
and my booty?
will still be just as big.
if not bigger.
crossfit supports ghetto badonkadonks.
for real, my butt is that big.
she watched it slap me in the back of my head
as i ran next to her on the treadmill.
(stop laughing bonnie and dena you tErds)
ok for real.
wtc is this post about anyway?
i think i just wanted to post a picture
of kim kardashian's butt
cuz i've never really seen it before
in all it's ghetto glory.
it makes me feel normal.
soon i'll be smokin hot
with crossfit sexiness radiating off of me.
but for now?
i'll just look like this.
which is okay too.
now go tell your friends to follow me.
oh oh oh.
my irreverent shoes?
from vickytoria's secret!!