what's on jessica's phone - i get around.

so i guess i had a pretty productive week

because i got a lot of good stuff this time.

well.

crap.

i shouldn't have said that

because now you have high expectations.

and what if i think my stuff is "good"

but you don't

which is likely?

then i just feel like dog poop

on the bottom of some one's shoe.

whatever.

let's do it.

i'll risk feeling like crap (literally)

for your entertainment.

don't i always?

go here for info if you wanna play with us!

candy cigarettes.

i was always to scared to buy these as a kid.

i thought to myself,

"when i grow up i'm going to buy those all the time."

but guess what?

now i'm to embarrassed to buy them.

dangit.

we're a little unconventional in our family.

sometimes we eat breakfast on the counter.

and sometimes

we have ramen for breakfast.

my new watch :)
ok. i know what you're thinking.
"sydney from daybook has that watch.
the hussy is just copying her. blah blah blah."
but, correction:
i got my watch A DAY before she got hers.
i swear.
it just took me two months to get it sized.
so i had it first.
just sayin.




boys ready for summer.

we're a little bit weird.
that's all.



i had a day off last week.
no babies from 9am-7pm.
i bought new bras.
i gallivanted in the streets.
i "ran in" to stores just for a quick peek.
i tried on clothes.
i bought honey booty joe's jeans.
and i ate fried catfish
all. by. my. lonesome.
and i was actually able to enjoy it this time.



oh.
and i also got my disaster of a car, cleaned.
and i found leather seats
under all the poo.
exciting.




i'm about 98.9% sure that
isaak will be a hairdresser when he grows up.
this is like his most favorite thing to do.
here he's washing kora's hair.
and looking darn cute.

sometimes,

penny likes daddy to sleep with him.

so my rambo is a difficult guy.

he doesn't let many people get close to him.

and guys?

especially not.

but on this particular day,

i guess kristi's husband was exactly what he needed.

and i can't lie

it almost made me tear up.

i can only imagine how big his hug will be

for daddy.

maybe i'm just odd.

ok, nevermind. that was dumb.

i AM odd.

i think we all know that by now.

but look at this logo.

i'm assuming it's supposed to be a longhorn.

but it looks so much like a jockstrap to me.

almost done.

i know i know.

this one is mega long and annoying.

i'm sorry.

actually i take that back. i'm not.

deal with it.

ramby's new hat.

a pullup.

he's going to let me borrow it on thursday

when i get my wisdom teeth taken out.

eek.

and the most radical besty for lasty mclasterama?!?

remember my day alone?

yes.

i totally went to the bathroom

in a store

and wrote on the wall.

because that's hot.

and suuuuuuuper romantical :)

let's all join hands (i mean links)

and play along!

*******

what's on jessica's phone - 1298903 hours late.

do you wanna know why

i'm not a big time blogger?

cuz i suck at deadlines.

and being organized.

and following up on things.

i'd totally be cjane.

or nienie.

psshh.

but i just CHOOSE not to.

*wink*

i used to be so good when i had my business.

then when i sold it,

i think i sold my brain too.

sorry.

i'll keep this open for tomorrow too

since i'm so lame.

go here for the deeeeetails on how to play.

but you don't really need rules

cuz i don't even follow them.

*shrug*

penny had another trip back to the allergist.

we're supposed to start slowly

introducing milk again.

i tried it the first day.

aaaaaaand

i won't be doing that again for awhile.

bad. idea.

so i'm a really bad mom

who let her baby get sunburned

:(

who knew u needed sunscreen in february?!

pawpaw cleaned out his pond this week.
that means they got to catch
allllll 28 fish in the pond
and entertain them while the pond was being de-goo'd.



sometimes you plan to meet a friend at the zoo.
and when you see each other there,
you're wearing the exact same outfit.
sweet.



sometimes penny gets hot.
so he just takes his shirt off.
in the middle of a store.
no biggie.



so the time has come
to begin preparations for Lover's return.
i can't even believe i'm saying that.
wow.
have i really almost finished this thing?!

so i got a haircut.



and i'm gettin my swoll on
thanks to my rockstar trainer
julia ladewski
from
work, wife, mom...life.

supermom in training.
AND
elite fitness.
if you don't know who she is, you're like an alien.
go here
to watch some of her awesomeness.
one day i'll be as tough as her. one day.




i love when people have no shame.
subway. at. mcdonalds.




so the other day i realized that
Lover has never seen gusser walk.
he wasn't walking when he left
and he can't watch online videos there.
so i decided to send him a picture
that shows gupper walking.



best for LAST.
you know the maxine cartoon?



well i found the real life maxine.
and yes,
she was wearing bunny slippers.

hold my hand and play with me!!

*******

whats on jessica's phone - stinky linky

ok i'm stinky and greasy so i'm gonna make this fast.

wanna play?

don't know how?

go here.

this was the extent of my black eye

from a week ago.

as much as i loved looking hardcore,

i was ready to be normal again.

the looks of disapproval from everyone everywhere i went

started to get a little annoying.

can't a mom just get head butt'd by her kid

without being ridiculed?!!?

(i kinda have vienna cross eyes in this picture)

snapped this of my guy one night.

SOME people said that i should have taken his hand out.

but i left it in.

do you take your boys' hands out when u find them like this?

he just feels safe.

no harm no foul *shrug*

my snow message for lover.

that i copied from melissa.

because it was just too cool not to.

rambo's new shirt.

he promotes me.

one time i saw a car on fire.
aaaaaaand

it was pretty awesome.

creme facial hair removal bonding time.

ok penny's is really just lotion.

but he feels special.

every now and then,

guppy throws fits.

big ones.

but it's okay because he looks like this

when he's not throwing a fit.

and i can't resist his bieber roundiness.

not. one. bit.

i will own one.

one day.

yes.

yes i will.

my new favorite meal at chiloso.

grilled avocado.

mmmm. dreeeeeeamy.

and the bestie for lastie?

this one's a creeper.

isaak took this picture with my phone.

note: i did NO photo editing to this picture.

he used the hipstamatic app all on his own.

i feel like i need to sleep with one eye open now.

*chills*

yo yo yo.

let's do this!

*******