Tuesday, February 22, 2011

what's on jessica's phone - 1298903 hours late.

do you wanna know why
i'm not a big time blogger?
cuz i suck at deadlines.
and being organized.
and following up on things.
i'd totally be cjane.
or nienie.
psshh.
but i just CHOOSE not to.
*wink*
i used to be so good when i had my business.
then when i sold it,
i think i sold my brain too.
sorry.
i'll keep this open for tomorrow too
since i'm so lame.
go here for the deeeeetails on how to play.
but you don't really need rules
cuz i don't even follow them.
*shrug*


penny had another trip back to the allergist.
we're supposed to start slowly
introducing milk again.
i tried it the first day.
aaaaaaand
i won't be doing that again for awhile.
bad. idea.


so i'm a really bad mom
who let her baby get sunburned
:(
who knew u needed sunscreen in february?!


pawpaw cleaned out his pond this week.
that means they got to catch
allllll 28 fish in the pond
and entertain them while the pond was being de-goo'd.



sometimes you plan to meet a friend at the zoo.
and when you see each other there,
you're wearing the exact same outfit.
sweet.



sometimes penny gets hot.
so he just takes his shirt off.
in the middle of a store.
no biggie.



so the time has come
to begin preparations for Lover's return.
i can't even believe i'm saying that.
wow.
have i really almost finished this thing?!

so i got a haircut.



and i'm gettin my swoll on
thanks to my rockstar trainer
julia ladewski
from
work, wife, mom...life.
supermom in training.
AND
elite fitness.
if you don't know who she is, you're like an alien.
go here
to watch some of her awesomeness.
one day i'll be as tough as her. one day.




i love when people have no shame.
subway. at. mcdonalds.




so the other day i realized that
Lover has never seen gusser walk.
he wasn't walking when he left
and he can't watch online videos there.
so i decided to send him a picture
that shows gupper walking.



best for LAST.
you know the maxine cartoon?



well i found the real life maxine.
and yes,
she was wearing bunny slippers.




hold my hand and play with me!!

*******


19 comments:

MyDearJenn said...

I totally do that Subway @ McDonalds thing! I have no shame :)

and that real life Maxine CRACKED me up!!!!!

Poor baby. I hope his sunburn gets better

kimmy said...

ahahahaha....i can't believe you actually saw maxine! lucky. did she give you any advise?? corinne decided she wanted to eat her qudoba in the starbucks next door cuz it was too busy. looks like that lady's not eating though. my boys are just like penny. always topless!

kmcaffee said...

That IS Maxine! Holy Cow that's awesome!!

How close are you to doing "Michelle" from the Bachelor??? I am waiting patiently (obviously)! The last one was spot on!! :)

Kristi said...

It still makes me laugh how that lady literally looked exactly like Maxine.

Guppy is seriously the cutest baby ever. That picture in the bathtub is precious.

Will had his shirt off today in Target.

Good post.

Jessica @ My World - Made By Hand said...

A real life Maxine...WOWSAS!

Your newest follower...and linker upper (HA!), Jessica @MWMBH

Kimberly said...

Hahahahaha, oh god!! Maxine is hilarious. I would have asked for her autograph!! :)

The WholeFamDamily said...

real life Maxine is awesomeness and hussy vlog worthy.
walking guppy for his dad made me tear up a little bit. and i'm so stoked for you, it's the homestretch baby, you are AWESOME...one day i'll be as awesome as ONE of your biceps...;)

mrs. r said...

maxine!!! LOL

Jennifer said...

haha Maxine made me laugh.
My babies got a little too much sun this weekend too =(

Candace said...

Gussy's walking?? What???? No way!!!! :(

Did you and your friend plan the outfit thing? I think you did...

Estell said...

I really love the new hair cut! I envy it! *insane pinky and the brain serious look* haha
I would love catchin all them fishys

Justine said...

hilarious maxie picture!

Just Better Together

Caroline said...

At least once during the early spring I let a child get sunburned and hae to feel a little bad about it....glad I'm not the only one.

Oh, and in a I-totally-feel-like-I-know-you-from-your-blog way, I got tearfully happy that you are in the homestretch of waiting for Lover to get home...

Work, Wife, Mom... Life! said...

girl, you're a hotty, mchotty rockstar!! thanks for the shoutout! lookin' fab!

Jennifer said...

I'm so happy for you that your hubs is coming home soon. Is it for good or will he be gone again?
I hope you're having a wonderful week and we forgive you for being late :)

Jennifer said...

oh and Maxine . . . gosh that's scary

Andrea said...

HAHAHA the real life Maxine cracked me up!!

Maranda said...

Hahahaha! That last one was the best! Your arms are looking awesome girlie!!! Great job!

Jamie said...

Maxine!!! lol...how did she appreciate your taking her picture? Was she drinking coffee laced with prozac? And where the heck is her bathrobe? hehe

That Pepper shirt must be popular, I have it too.