it's inappropriate.

it's inappropriate

to try to sell your used earrings.

and especially for .75

all i can think of

is stinky butt smelling ear boogers.

guh-ro-tee.

it's inappropriate

for rita to vent the hate in her heart

toward michele to me.

let it go rita. let it go.

*hands in flapping wing motion over heart*

okay this was a awhile back

and i never blogged it.

but,

it's inappropriate

for kora to fall off of her ripstik

and hurt her elbow

and then to have her mother tell her

to stop faking it.

only to find out a week later,

she really did break it.

she made me write,

"i'm sorry."

on her cast

in the same spot where i wrote

"faker!"

on her splint.

i'm pretty much the best mom in the world.

just so you know.

oh and one more thing.

it's incredibly super trashily ghetto budget

inappropriate

to cut off your own cast.

but we did it anyway.

(long story short: she was set to get it off the week we arrived back in nc so we were going to have to switch insurance regions, get records mailed, schedule new appointment, ask for referral, wait for referral appointment, and THEN visit new specialist for xrays and removal. with tricare that would have taken about 7 years. fyi, she's been fine since we took it off. no worries.)

it's inappropriate

for a daughter to buy this father's day card

for their daddy.

but my sister did anyway.

it's inappropriate

to take pictures of your kid

on a public toilet.

but when they look so stinkin cute

you can hardly resist!

it's inappropriate

for me to post pictures

of my baby bump

when i'm not pregnant.

wtc?

and lasty for besty?

it's inappropriate

for my jeans to decide

that they can't handle the weight of

my badonkadonk ghettoness

while i'm doing my crazy yoga positions

to try and fit into them.

oh crud.

ps. don't ask me how i got this angle.