to try to sell your used earrings.
and especially for .75
all i can think of
is stinky butt smelling ear boogers.
for rita to vent the hate in her heart
toward michele to me.
let it go rita. let it go.
*hands in flapping wing motion over heart*
and i never blogged it.
for kora to fall off of her ripstik
and hurt her elbow
and then to have her mother tell her
to stop faking it.
she really did break it.
she made me write,
on her cast
in the same spot where i wrote
on her splint.
i'm pretty much the best mom in the world.
just so you know.
it's incredibly super trashily ghetto budget
to cut off your own cast.
but we did it anyway.
(long story short: she was set to get it off the week we arrived back in nc so we were going to have to switch insurance regions, get records mailed, schedule new appointment, ask for referral, wait for referral appointment, and THEN visit new specialist for xrays and removal. with tricare that would have taken about 7 years. fyi, she's been fine since we took it off. no worries.)
for a daughter to buy this father's day card
for their daddy.
but my sister did anyway.
to take pictures of your kid
on a public toilet.
but when they look so stinkin cute
you can hardly resist!
for me to post pictures
of my baby bump
when i'm not pregnant.
for my jeans to decide
that they can't handle the weight of
my badonkadonk ghettoness
while i'm doing my crazy yoga positions
to try and fit into them.
ps. don't ask me how i got this angle.