so i'm participating in a new radical linky party today called...
it's hosted by michele over at
and. it. is. awesome.
if you've ever visited my hussy blog
(ahem, that's a hint to get on over there and check it)
then you know how much i love to dress up.
and be a nerd.
and embarrass myself.
so this linky is right up my alley.
if you wanna play too,
go check out michele and spread the word.
be sure to link it on her blog so we can all see!
the sky is the limit on this folks.
fun, pretty, fancy, silly,
whatever you're in the mood for.
let us begin...
once upon a time
there was an evil gold villainess villain.
she liked how her name had two of the same words in it.
she didn't care that it was repetitive.
she had more important things to worry about
like finding the person in charge
of keeping her Lover hostage
and out of the bonds of her goldness.
and collecting more gold
from unfortunate victims.
her weapon of choice?
the usmc ka-bar.
(that wording was strategic for googlers)
she'd use it to slice her captive's jewelry
straight from their body
so she could stick it in her conjobulator
(yes i made that word up)
and make more gold outfits.
and who could forget her
diamond encrusted melleculite.
(yes i made that word up too and it's freakin awesome)
$12985040392.65 billion dollars!
this gold villainess villain would stop at nothing
to find those who had taken her Lover.
she didn't care if she lived in
an upper middle class
in her extremely conservative parent's house.
she didn't care that people driving by gave her the stink eye.
and she definitely didn't care that her neighbors
were staring at her through their windows.
villains don't care about much.
the gold villainess villain was hardcore.
she climbed ropes with knife in hand
as if it were as easy as carrying two babies
under the age of two up a stairwell
all while lugging a 5 lb diaper bag
and a starbucks.
her main objective was nothing but:
and bring him home.
and make a few nice gold outfits in the process.
(using the conjobulator of course)
all while looking totally sultry
if by chance she thought she was being watched,
she'd pretend she was just modeling
nice sparkly gold outfits
in her driveway
as her 10 year old son takes pictures of her.
(all while complaining that he needs to go finish his black ops game)
because that's totally normal.
modeling gold outfits in your driveway.
my only warning to you:
beware of the gold villainess villain.
she may not look harmful,
but oh yes, she is.
and sneaky sneaky sneaky.
she could pop up anywhere and steal your gold.
but you might want her to.
because she looks pretty ridiculous.
and you'd get a nice little laugh out of it.
and she'd probably turn red.
and then run away.
in her gold leggings.
with her ghetto booty jiggling right behind her.
special thanks to my jakob
for being an awesome photographer
and humoring his annoying weirdo mom
who obviously has nothing better to do.
even though she does.
she's just not doing it.
go check out michele and play along!
i can't wait to see you all fancified.