my apologies for missing last week's linkup.
i'm not really sure what happened.
i woke up in a fog
wearing nothing but my gold leggings
and a sequined bandeau top.
anyway, i'm back and ready to attack this week.
i'm gonna mix it up today and show you pictures of
things people have texted ME.
for some reason i get a lot of interesting paraphernalia sent my way.
wonder why, hmmm...?
go HERE if it's your first time to play.
let's do this.
this wasn't actually a picture sent to me,
but a text from miah's foster mom
telling me about a restaurant in dallas called,
lover's egg roll.
maybe if i go eat there my "cravings" will be satisfied?
sent from michele:
about a nose.
because i admire hers so much.
it even has a toucan on the front.
a.k.a, revenge for me when i stay there
for always making fun of her perfect nose.
sent from my sister amy:
our family photo was given an award from the PPA
and it's in a published book.
we're kinda famous like that.
or at least my sister is.
sent from bonnie:
who wears guppy ruby's clothes
and looks mi-t-fine in them.
bonnie always sends an array of nice photos.
anywhere from tasty hot sauce,
to magnets that i need
but she didn't buy for me.
she's also slightly obsessed
(and by slightly i mean insanely)
with the blog, damn you auto correct.
she likes to send me her submissions.
as if i'm just as entertained as she is.
the lowe family at BLOOOOOOODSPOT.
and she's married to this dude.
this is dave.
she craves dave.
but she prolly didn't when he looked like this.
before he grew his hotness.
i like your nostrils dave.
this is her bewtcut.
he's about to be DE-man'd.
and i think he may be a tad nervous.
what's under that paper sheet bewtcut?!?
this is cleo acting like a west side gangster
who wears flower'd beanies and aeropostle sweatshirts.
this is cleo's front yard.
this is ALSO why i hate cold weather
and will never live in utah.
we live in texas.
we have massive amounts of big guns.
and we have bobcats as guard kitties in our front yards.
yeah i know. we're hardcore.
my name is mia and i am perfect.
i wear perfect clothes.
i have perfect hair.
my makeup is perfect.
my children dress perfectly.
i'm a perfect friend.
and on some days, when i'm bored,
i make perfect pies for no good reason.
then i text them to my friends,
but i don't share.
not now, not ever.
izey and maile actin all justin timberlake'y in h&m.
this is why i love mia.
not only does she find me cute clothes to buy
that are incredibly cheap.
she also finds sustenance for my allergetic chid.
(yes i made that word up. i think.)
(and i don't like hugging really even)
as mia stated in the accompanying text,
"i'm pretty sure kelly osborne's head was airbrushed onto this body"
or a bratz doll?
so demi is like smokin hot.
and she likes to send me pictures of herself.
to make me jealous i think.
but if i looked like that i would too.
check out that middle picture.
that is before any makeup or hair fixing.
are you kidding me?!
demerry has 5 kids.
(because her husband thinks she's just as hot as i do)
one is not pictured.
another one IS pictured but obviously not a favorite.
demi said she asked for "bed head" on pajama day.
if that makes you feel better about electrocuting your child.
and as always, the best for last
sent in by paige:
this is a car she came across in california.
someone has stolen our entire family's identity.
be sure to check out the license plate cover.
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