first things first:
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now on to our regularly scheduled program:
yesterday was officially the last day of school
for these two boneheads.
i am now the mother of,
a 5th grader
a 2nd grader
and a kindergartner
the house will become WAY messier, WAY faster,
there will be more noise,
and less naps for me.
i'll have three more helpers to clean the house,
three more helpers to make crying babies happy,
and three more helpers to star in my hussy videos.
speaking of which, have you seen the latest installment?
being home with these guys also means
i get to listen to more conversations like this:
Kora: when i get married, i don't wanna have to change my name.
i wanna be a Lowe forever!
Jake: Kora, you HAVE to change your name.
if you don't your husband will get mad.
Kora: what if i marry someone who has a weird last name!?
Miah: like poop?
you're gonna be Kora poop.
Kora: MIAH! stopit! that's it, i am NOT changing my name.
i'm just gonna tell my husband that i don't care what he thinks
i'm not doing it, i don't care if he gets mad.
Jake: Kora, it's okay if you don't want to change it,
some girls don't.
but you better not have aggressive arguments
about it or it's going to start a big fight.
you should have diplomatic negotiations
and then maybe he'll understand.
he really did say those exact words.