what's on jessica's phone - linky yo padinky

let's play, shall we?

go here for the rules.

then upload, blog and linkup!

ok.

so i'm pretty much a professional photographer

now that i have my new instagram app.

thank you morgan for introducing me.

never again will my pictures suck butt.

and since i'm so good at picture taking now,

i have a ton.

so i'll keep the captions short and sweet.

two kids at the park.

we may or may not

have run into a couple of teenagers

smokin some weed

in front of our children,

which got them stoned for the first time.

and we may or may not have called the police.

then we went home.

and ate.

cuz we had the munchies.

guppy rambo's new bieber 'do.

picture taken shortly after

a nice lunch of green marker.

mmm.

my hottie outfit for church

to showcase ONE my sweet new slips.

what?

you haven't heard?!

freak people.

i can only do so much for your fashion needs.

go here and read about these slips!

my broken car.

who did it? i have no idea.

one day my car was perfect.

then the next it was broken.

and my steering wheel was all jacked upward.

and my seat was all trying to sandwich me.

and i'm pretty sure those crumbs weren't there either.

my pride and joy this week:

a nice shiner

courtesy of rambo's head.

1st picture is right after the hit.

2nd is to prevent the swelling.

3rd was the aftermath.

all three pictures?

no makeup.

but...

perfect brows.

ahhh yeeeeea.

thank you tatty mctats.

so maybe i forgot

to completely secure his car seat

when i replaced it.

who doesn't love

a daddy on a pink bike?

tiny sperry's.

outgrown from miah

passed on to penny.

couldn't. be. more. irresistible.

a sweet smiley boy,

getting a hair cut by mia.

who swears she went to beauty school

but i have yet to seen the diploma.

mia's first time on the vespa.

wearing her dumb spencer shirt.

guppy eats with his elbows off the table.

but feet?

on.

rock it, son-o-mine.

fat man in a little fridge.

random thought:

remember that punky brewster episode

where she got stuck in the fridge?

gosh i love punky.

penny's first shave

courtesy of pops.



striped cardi's.
like mother like son.




so what if his name is rambo.
he can still be tender too.



and besty for mclasty?

me trying to take a picture for lover
of my cutie outfit.
and mia screwing it all up.
jerk.

i will GO

i will DO

the things the hussy commands.

no but for real

link up.

*******