Tuesday, December 7, 2010

what's on jessica's phone - linkup!

good news guys!!
because of the amazing turnout each week,
what's on jessica's phone now has it's very own button
thanks to...
she's awesome.
so be sure to grab the button on the left over there
and stick it on your blog if you participate with us.
and don't forget to link back
to the lowe family news in your post as well
so we can get lots more friends.
more friends = more comments.
wait.
are you commenting on all of the players' blogs?
you better be.
that's what makes it fun.
never played before?
read this post for instructions.
oh, and...
do not.
NOT.
NOT.
link up here if you don't have a
what's on _______'s phone post on your blog.
(you can call it whatever you want though)
because that's lame.
you know who you are.

this is what happens when you leave your toys
behind my big truck.
at least it wasn't a kid, right?


my new game :)
i learned how to play this in hamilton.
now i have my very own.
hmm.
now i just need about 5 friends to come over
and play it with me.
any takers?

i'm pretty sure when i ordered my fries
i didn't ask for hash browns.
or for the frier guy to bite off all the ends
and spit them back in my bucket.
but.
i got that anyway.


mr. fancy pants grandpa at target.
he was totally working this outfit.
i was proud of him.
pawpaw in paisleys.
like i always say,
all you need is confidence.


remember in middle school
when the teacher would say a funny word.
like nipple.
and the boys would laf.
and she would get angry and tell them to grow up?
yea.
i don't think i'm ever gonna grow up.

are you kidding me?
you are a freaking idiot
if you buy these wipes.
yes.
i just called you a freaking idiot if you've bought these wipes.
how are these better than
the inside collar section of your kids shirt?



now they're making toys to teach your toddler
how to use a cell phone.
i guess,
since it's not safe to text and drive,
you need someone to do it for you.



i've always looked forward to the day
when i was DONE having babies
and i could order our family matching stockings.
do you likey?
i do too.
thanks gussy.
(and no they aren't embroidered
but i was trying to give you a visual
for when they will be)



best for last?
penny and i wear the same outfit
to drive the kids to school.
but i don't look near as cute.



your turn.

linkup! i'll be by to visit soon.
*******



35 comments:

Kris said...

Paw Paw in Paisleys you crack me up every time!

Sara Miller said...

My 7 year old saw a breast pump in Target and yelled, "Mom, here's that breast pump you've been looking for!" One aisle over a lady shopper chuckled away...

Angela said...

Hmm, I would totally use that button thingo, but i think you need to have mad html skills... which I am lacking... Booooo.

Mama Mia said...

SUPER SUPER CUTE stockings!! i love them. but really? austin's favorite color is purple?
i bought the boogie wipes. don't judge.
i forgot to comment on others' posts....thanks for the friendly reminder.

Lindsey said...

hahaha....boogie wipes crack me up. i'm not gonna lie. i've been tempted to buy them. and i'm glad i'm not the only one who wipes boogs on the inside of my kids' shirt. lol.

Katie said...

I hate that I can't link up :/ I have the oldest phone is history so I don't take cool pictures with a cool phone :( Maybe someday....

The WholeFamDamily said...

oh my gosh, paw paw in paisley, aha!

boogie wipes? get real peeps.

i TOO want all matching adorable stockings! Maybe i'll try andmake them still before christmas! hooray for knowing you're done with babies ;)

that outfit rocks! on penny..not you. ;p

Brittany@Love Stitched said...

I LOVE your stockings! they turned out so cute!

NO self hussy pics this time around!

Jennifer said...

This year I finally have nice monogrammed stockings this year too! I'm super stoked to use them this year!!
I'm totally with you on the boogie wipes. I have a friend that thinks they are neat though. She also spent $250 on an inflatable pack and play though... because it was inflatable. Ya, she's one of those moms.

Kristina P. said...

That boob thing looks delightful.

julielollar said...

I LOVE the stockings! I've planning to make some for the past 5 years or so and it always gets pushed aside! :(

Boogie Wipes! Craziness!

Who pumps while at the office anyway. That's a little ookie.

I love penny's robe and uggs!

Amanda said...

fav pic is Penny in his lovely morning attire;)

Heather Lynn said...

I'm pretty sure I cried laughing so hard. I wish my life was this funny. haha!! :)

Estell said...

ohh now I would play that game! haha
Those stockings are adorable! very classic and cute!
And I adore the kiddy driving to school outfit :D

I Am a Marine's Girl said...

You crack me up!! I'm a new follower! And I work at McD's and yeah...those fries were the bottom of the barrel so to speak...they were almost out just scrounging...on behalf of McD I apologise!

Righteous Republic said...

Haha, that Penny is one stylin' kid! I'm gonna go with Heather and say, I wish my life was this funny! You are amazing because you find the humor in everything, even when life is tough for you without the hubs. :(
You go girl!
<3 Kali

nicole said...

booby pumps are a BIT graphic! :)

Love the stockings, mine are $2 from Target, can't wait to get the real things when I have kiddos!

Kassi @ Truly Lovely said...

Yuck! Old french fries make me sad!

Jenn said...

I am a new follower :)
I agree with you completely about the boogie wipes!!

Rachael said...

Rocking the paisley...love it.
Yeah, usually I like educational toys for kids, but a text phone thing? I don't think so. I really hate how kids are into that kind of thing nowadays. Seems like kids don't spend enough time being kids. So glad I grew up in the 80s! Guess what I played with? My imagination!
Those french fries...no.

TheDivaMommy said...

Stockings...stockings...thanks for the reminder. Methinks it's time for new stockings for my family.

Got like halfway through the list commenting...will get back to it. :)

Gris said...

My cousin has the boogie wipes lol.

zoo keeper said...

hater. my kids use them BECAUSE they say boggie on the package. and way to go not running over your kid. and Penny is way to presious. WAY TO presious!

Caroline said...

HATE getting the sucky fries! Also, would never buy something called Boogie Wipes...kind of makes me nauseous.

Missy said...

I would have totally bought boogie wipes when my kids were young!

JK.

Hubs freaks over overpriced items and would have totally had a coronary if I bought price inflated kleenex.

We use toilet paper a lot here. Cause we're ghetto like that.

Thanks for visiting earlier. See ya next week.

THE RAINES FAMILY said...

I love pit! That game is so fun...if you have fun people playing. We should play on Christmas!

Kristy said...

Those are some good ones! Text and learn, oh boy.

Ms. Siss said...

I think that is the same game I played a few years ago and I freakin' loved it!! Do you sell things like soy and corn?? So fun!

Where in the heck did you see that breast pumping advertisement? So hilarious.

I don't really get how the boogie wipes are supposed to work. If it kept me from touching boogies, I would probably get it. It always grosses me out to watch moms that just wipe snot with their bare hands! Do you do this? Is it something you just have to surrender to? It repulses me. Other people that do it don't repulse me. Just the thought of actually doing it myself.

Maranda said...

Yikes! Sorry trike!!! I love the outfit at the end!

Lindsey said...

posted about my one-eyed dog :)

Check it:
http://superpowersx5.blogspot.com/2010/12/one-eyed-beast.html

Meg said...

Just found your blog from Sydney's- just wanted to say that I am grateful to you and your family for the sacrifice military life brings. My dad was deployed twice before he retired from the air force and I know its really rough.

Anyway, I just wanted to comment and let you know that your blog made me laugh out loud and I hope you have a Merry Christmas!

Jess said...

Hi! Im a new follower... stumbled upon your blog though another blog friend and I have to say I love it! You crack me up! I love the link party too! I cant wait to link up next Tuesday and read some more :)

Anonymous said...

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

Jess said...

i PROMISE you if you tried the boogie wipes, you'd turn into a lover like me! i thought they were a marketing ploy too...but you know those crusties that just will NOT come off...yeah, boogie wipes dissolve booger yuckiness and wipe the face clean like no shirt or butt wipe can do!

and that pumping bra is a must! i mean, who wants to sit and HOLD the bottles when you can do things with your hands free like text or blog or something way more important to pass the time on a dreadful process of pumping. :)

love the stockings. i'm in that stage of wishing i was done birthing babies so i could make things official...like cute stockings!

and all i really want to know is...what is under penny's coat??? i think you should post that next time! :)

Anonymous said...

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