Tuesday, June 1, 2010

resurrection of hotness.

FYI: the annual roadkill contest has been extended until June 15th.
submit your entries NOW.
you have a good chance of winning because i haven't gotten many submissions!!
this past weekend i visited Utah for the
casual bloggers conference.
it was more fun than i've had in a loooong time.
while there, i had to purchase some more sacred undies
so i stopped off at the joseph smith building to run in and grab some.
since losing weight i wasn't sure what size i was anymore
so i tried a pair on in the dressing room of the beehive clothing company.
i stood half nude looking at myself in the reflection from the mirror in the dressing room.
i was stunned.
never had i looked that lovely, i thought to myself.
for sure these mirrors must be magical.
for sure these mirrors were made to show you what you'll look like after you're resurrected.
all i can say is, i can't wait!
then i was reminded that i promised a resurrection of my hotness to all my followers awhile back.
june 1st was my date.
guess what today is.
so for all you wonderful followers,
i present to you the before and afters of the Hussy.
all biggest loser style.
blow that up and laugh real good and hard.

and just for my own records' sake,
the before was taken on November 30, 2009.
1 1/2 months after Gussy's birth.
i was weighing in at:
165 lbs.
the after was taken on June 1, 2010.
7 1/2 months after Gussy's birth.
i am now weighing in at:
146 lbs.
I would still like to lose a tad more in my hip and thigh area but my progress will no longer be broad casted for my followers as it has been up until now.
if you have anything ugly to say thennnnnnnn,
say it.
it draws more attention to my blog.
cbc pictures and stories to come.
you're gonna wanna see this!


Becca said...

GET Out! No really...get out there and become my Personal trainer! I need to you!!!! You look hot and I saw the in person AFTER! Hot mama!

Ashley Stone said...

you look great! Congratulations!

Jess said...

Your amazing! Congratulations! I vote you put your secret work out plan up!

A Beautiful Life said...

your "before" pic is how I look NOW..6 months after having Presley..whatev. You're my inspiration, it may take me 4x as long to get my hotness back, but i'm gonna do it..really I am, I'm on my way. You look UH-MAZING and even BETTER in PERSON..if that's possible. I hate u..but u knew this already..;p

Jess said...

Ha...I look like your after and H is ELEVEN months. Whaaa! You look great and should post what you did to look so FAB!

Amanda said...

All your hard work has paid off, you look GREAT!!

shinergirltx said...

I totally look like your before picture - even though my weight is in the 140's, but I'm shorter then you so that is most likely why. Oh and I've never had kids so why am I so freakin' fat??? You seriously need to post your workout/diet plan or I'll pay for it via email - for real.

Staci said...

I don't think we can be friends anymore. you are so beautiful.... but you do have gas so that tells me you are real. loves you!

Stephanie Kelly said...

that was me.... the other twinner who wrote that last comment.

Chernobyl said...

Way to go! She's bringing sexy back...(yeah)

Lindsey said...

You look fabulous! Good job girl!! And I SO want to win the RoadKill contest but I haven't seen any good roadkill on the road as of yet. At least nothing but flattened squirrels. bummer!

Dana said...

You look hot mama.. way to go with the hard work.. really payin off.

Tiffany said...

Umm. Hello. I'm a blurker.

Just want to say:
1. You are freakin' funny. Love your blog.
2. Kudos for this post. I don't have the balls to talk about my weight loss on my blog, even though I worked hard and lost over 25 pounds. You have a great way of putting it out there. =D
3. I didn't know the deadline for the Roadkill Contest, and DIDN'T take a picture of the dead beaver I found on the beach. Dang it!

No Model Lady said...

Working out sucks, but it is so worth it! Check out your definition! How does Lover ever deny you??!

Lindsey from The R House said...

totally inspired now! especially after editing photos of my large face this afternoon. LOL

Miss E said...

You look absolutely amazing!!!

Anonymous said...

you look great, congrats!

alexis said...

ummm WHERE are your stretchmarks? sorry, we can't be friends.

Crystal Burch said...

Alexis, I thought the same thing! Even if I lose weight I will still have the nasty stretch marks! She sucks.

Safire said...

Niiicce! You were looking pretty styling at the conference. Great job!

Kristina P. said...

I hate you. Because you are too, too hot.

Kris said...

Congrats on reaching your goal! That's inspiring.

Michael DeSa said...

Ow OW! You are so hot! Wanna work out together in the fall after our little man comes?? :)

Lindsay said...

i'm pretty sure i was adopted now... i will NEVER look this good. well.. at least i can't see myself looking this good. but at least i can try, right? i love my hot sister. i like to brag about your beauty.. it makes me feel special.

Lindsay said...

oh and PS. that dolphin doesn't count as roadkill.. it wasn't on the road and it wasn't killed by anything on the road... enos told me so. i've seen really good things but they've all been where i can't stop because there was no shoulder!! i'm still looking though.

Brandi said...

so stinkin' skinny! You are so freakin gorgeous. I'm scared to see your roadkill entries. : x

dena said...

you look hot, but you knew that. ;)

and the roadkill contest?! no need to extend, you got mine WAYYYYY back. that's all you need. it IS official. don't give me the crap about it has to have been an actual living creature line.

Whitney @ EHFAR said...

I'm a new follower!

You look so awesome!

Not a hater. =P said...

It looks like you were slouching/sticking out your tummy on the before pic, but 19 lbs in 6 months is great for your starting weight. And I don't think rude comments draw attention to a blog, people being drama queens about harmless comments and going overboard about them draws attention to the blog.

lynette said...

hello SKINNY!

ok, i have to know... are you just a naturally thin person (i mean 165 only 6 weeks after a baby is really good) or do you work out like a crazy person? do share.

Lexie Loo, Lily, Liam & Dylan Too said...

You look amazing!

Justine said...

You look amazing! I hope I can look as great as you after I have a baby.

Shambi-Galambi said...

*Sigh* I have decided that in order for a select few to be beautiful (as you are) there must be many who are ordinary. That whole, if every one was pretty then nobody would be. So I support your attractivness by being homely. Please feel free to post pictures of us side by side to expose even more of how very asthetic you are.:)

The Informal Matriarch said...

Ok, SO inspirational. I weigh the same as your before weight, I must be shorter cuz I think I look bigger. I'm gunna get on the floor and do my pilates now. THANK YOU for the inspiration. I'm trying hard.