Tuesday, May 18, 2010

look who just made the "in real life friends" list...

a pretty little gem just flew in,
and i was one of the lucky few who got to hang with her!
10 things i love about Brandi
a.k.a.
"big momma" according to her hot lover marine fellow.
hehe.
10. she has some seriously awesome eyes.
9. her blog isn't just one of those blogs you just follow to follow. it's really good.
8. she's stacked, and i wanted to steal some of her boobs when she wasn't looking.
7. she's a flight attendant which i think is so intriguing and exciting!
6. i like watching her speak. she's one of those people who hypnotize you with her mouth and how she pronounces everything.
5. her hair is so fantastically long and luxurious.
4. her skin is like "whoa".
3. she's in love with a Marine.
2. she's a strong little woman based on her life stories.
AND
1. she's a TEXAN. Yee-haw!
i stole her away for the day to play and before our fun ended,
we did a sexy photo shoot.
my signature shoot.
fyi, if you ever meet me, plan on doing this with me.
go on, practice your sexy faces in the mirror,
you know i do.
this isn't the order of the pictures, but the narration goes better like this...
Brandi thoughts:
"i dunno about all this.
i feel a little uncomfortable but i don't wanna come across as a prude."


Brandi thoughts:
"jessica seems to...WHA?! oh no she di-ent!"

Brandi thoughts:

"ok, ok, i'm feelin this now, i can work it, awwww yeeeea."

Brandi you're super dreamy and i wish
i had a three inch version of you
that i could keep with me all the time
and carry in my pocket!
hurry back to jville and play with me some more!
*muah*

15 comments:

Kathy said...

Fun! I want one of my imaginary friends to come to my house to play.

zoo keeper said...

awww next week we could be real life friends...you me and the 4oo other women there.

Bonnie said...
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Candace said...

I'm blushing a little right now. ;)

Love the pics of you and Brandi, so glad you girls had a great time hanging out today!

I'm going to go check out her blog now, because I haven't seen it yet!

Valinda said...

AAAHHHHH!!!! I can't make sexy faces, I end up looking, well, definitely NOT sexy. Can we still hang out in 9 days? I'm so glad you added another person to your real friends list, and that I will soon be joining that list!

Bonnie said...

Hey, now it looks like I said something really bad and that's why you deleted my comment. I don't think I've ever been deleted by the blog administrator. I feel dirty.

Anyway... I'm glad that you got to meet your friend! It was probably a better that way than at a silly party where you would have had to share her with other people.

Brandi said...

Jessica you are so freakin' awesome! I wish I had a three inch version of you and all your kids too! : D I'd carry you all in my pocket and well maybe half of you in my luggage. ; ) I CAN'T WAIT to do it again!

PS you should have SO told me to practice my hooker face.

zoo keeper said...

crap! i wanted to read what Bonnie wrote and it's gone.

Write Chick said...

Haha. Love it! I practice my sexy face in the mirror all the time. Of course, I look awesome to myself. :-)

MRS Jen McNeil said...

Thats HA-larious!!!!

Barely Domestic Mama said...

Awwwww, looks like you all had a great time! Hmmm...I've never practiced a sexy face, but I think I might start this looks like fun!

Writing Without Periods! said...

I love your blog photo...too cool. What a great post...photos too.
Mary

Jenn said...

I love the header you have on this blog! Too freakin cute!

Miss E said...

I found you through Brandi's blog and your family seems absolutely amazing!

It's looks like you two had such a great time! I love meeting up with people that you've grown to know so well

52 Faces said...

Jumped over from Brandi's blog - you could totally have stolen some boobage and there'd be plenty left over.

Now I want to meet you just so we can do the silly, I mean sexy face...