Tuesday, February 16, 2010

A List of Junk from a Mutha with Spunk

Before I begin, I am very sick and it is NOT pretty.
Gimme a break.
1. So Lindsay sends me this email today with the this attachment. She stole it off the etsy header. WTC?!?! That's ME!!! I've never in all my 31 years EVER come across anyone that looks like me. I HAVE TO MEET THIS GIRL!!! How freaky right? Granted, she may have a pig nose and big thick ghetto lips, but STILL...to have our eyes be THAT identical is seriously scARy. Go friends...find this girl and bring her to me!


2. Sad thing about living the military life is saying goodbye to our friends we grow close to. This is Kora with her pal Natalie on their last day together :(


3. Uhm. Where do you think my kids get this? Dressing up for no apparent reason, acting silly, being awkward...??

4. Me, Gia and Renee went to see The Valentine!!
And before the movie we had a flashback to the 80's.

5. Bad news. We have a raccoon in the house.

His name is Bulldog.

At least he TRIES to clean up his messes before he gets caught.

6. Valentines Day is full of traditions at our house.
Don't judge my budget table setting.
V-Day decor is NOT an emergency, according to Dave Ramsey.

I made the traditional egg, toast and gravy meal for me and Lover.

And the kids requested jelly donuts be added to our traditions.

Izey started his OWN tradition.
Apples in ur OJ. Apples in ur OJ.
Actin like a fool with ur apples in ur OJ.


And who could forget, Lover's tradition that I get to keep ALLLL for myself!
12 of these babies are now tucked nicely into my thighs and butt.

Saturday before V Day we were surprised with SNOW as we awoke!
Izey LOVED it. It was his first time ever. We didn't have any gloves so I put plastic bags on his hands and then covered them in socks.
I'm so whiskey tango it's not even funny.

Lover didn't waste time getting a man of snow ready.
I'm pretty sure he loved the snow more than ANY of the kids.

Conversation hearts completed our snowman's face.
Hey, you gotta make do with whatcha got!
And don't let this sweet Jakob's face deceive you.

He's STILL a boy.
That does this in the snow.
Gross.


And my little snow angel himself, Rocky.

Funny thing about living here with people from all walks of life.
When it snows you can tell where everyone is from.
The southern boys build forts, and snowmen and have snowball fights.

And the northern boys get down to business shoveling their drives.

All the snow pics on facebook looked the same.
I wanted to give you something you may NOT have seen on YOUR snow day.
Ooh Rah.

After getting all cold and wet, the heathens came in for some popcorn and a movie.
That's a tattoo on Kora's head.
She thinks it's cool.

Have you entered to win this week's contest?
It's gotten THE MOST entries so far in only the FIRST day.
Remember, if you don't win, you can still commission Lindsay to do a project for you!
Go HERE!!!

12 comments:

Froggylady said...

Love Izey's, I mean Bulldog's, one boot. :)

Way fun with the snow and the snow men, and snow tanks. :)

Did you make those jelly donuts? Yumm!

Amber said...

Okay,I bet that is a picture of your eyes. Somebody probably got your pic off of Bing.

It's funny that you can still see Gia's fro outside her blonde wannbe hair.

That raccoon of yours is looking like he digs through your trash can...thats NOT Taco Bell wrappers I see on the floor is it?!? Does Dave know about this?

It also looks like you had M&Ms for breakfast on Vday. And I like your pitchers you have your milk and OJ in:) Oh, and your sweet drinking glasses! And is that a redbull wrapped in a bow?

I just love your snowbaby!!!!

Candace said...

I think you guys got even more snow than we did! It looks like you all thoroughly enjoyed it. We sure did. And we used food for our snowman too. Ours had hershey kisses eyes and a pickle nose and he was really small, so we stuck one of Noah's paci's in his mouth. :)

Love the snowbaby. He actually doesn't seem to mind laying in the freezing cold snow! ;)

Kris said...

Whoa, you built a snow tank? That's awesome!

Your cd is in the mail. Please reassure Austin, your big marine husband, that nothing funny is going on.

kimmy said...

the kids definitely need their own vlog. :) happy valentine's day! hope you're feeling better soon. glad you are enjoying your snow. i can send you some more if you like!!!

Lil Eskimo said...

your eyes AND your old brows. crazy!

the donuts look scrumptious. mmmm...

Lindsay said...

HAT turned sideways GODE in yo mouf!!! i love my izey... oh.. and the other hellions too. :)

Giaellis2 said...

There's no hiding my FRO.............ever!!!! UGH! I need some soul glo :) Seriously, I totally noticed the shoveling of driveways and was LMAO! I'm from Chgo, so it was hilarious to me to see people shoveling, freakin out, stocking up on food, etc. Ummmmmm, it last a whole 24 hrs people! You shoveled for NOTHING! You freaked out for NOTHING! You bought out the commiSCARY for NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! DUH!

The Nugen's said...

I'm so glad to see I'm not the only mean mom who took a picture of her baby in the snow!

mrs. r said...

cracking me up over here!

Shannon said...

You're great.

Brandi said...

I told Tony I bought the snow with me to North Carolina, your children may thank me as well. : p JK!

Um that lady LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, kinda scarey. I'm sure she doesn't have your spunk though. ; )

(verification word: huciess , which makes me think of the fabulous hussy!)