Thursday, December 3, 2009

What's on Jessica's phone?!?

Here it is. My usual phone unload.
Let us take a journey through the happenings on my phone.
1. A precious little sexy that I like to call My Snoopy.
Isn't that little raised arm just divine? Don't you wanna bite him or at least rub your face on him?

2. Random lady at the school drop off wearing a shirt that reads,
"Beavers Love Wood".
Dear Random Lady at the school drop off,
As much as my blog gets around you're sure to eventually see this post of you. I'm writing to ask you WHAT exactly does your shirt mean when it says, "Beavers Love Wood." It can't POSSIBLY mean what I THINK it means, can it?
No.
No you wouldn't wear that, would you?
You're braver than me and because of that, I'll high five you if you ever see this and confront me about it.


3. The homemade tampon.
So Michele and I went to the New Moon midnight showing together and to help us keep our old motherly eyeballs peeled open, we stopped at the C-Store for energy drinks.
Being the geniuses we are, we opened our drinks BEFORE going into the movie so we had to hide them in our bags...opened.
Well come to find out, Michele isn't as blonde as she looks.
She made this homemade tampon to stick in the top of her drink so it wouldn't splash around in her bag.

4. The mutha in booger green sweats changing a diaper.
Kora caught this candid shot of me RIGHT before I told her, "Please don't take a picture of me looking like this." Thank you Kora, for being the rebel you are.

5. My little Dallas Cowboy.
So uhmm, remember when the Indian team played the Cowboys?
Yea, the Cowboys won.
Just thought Jason should know that.


6. Sweet Ethan holding a sweet Gus.
After dinner at Gia's, the kids entertained themselves by passing around the baby.
Kinda like taking shots but less alcoholic.


7. Miss Ava taking her shot of Gus.

8. I'll let you take a guess as to what this is.
I'll give you a hint. What does it LOOK like?

9. Okay Okay I couldn't hold it in any longer.
Fried bananas...what did you THINK it was? Pff...
Made especially for the Lowe's by this guy, MA.


Eww. I ended on #9.

9 comments:

andi said...

I love that your baby will just sleep like that and be passed around! And he's such a CUTE little dude!

Mmmm, fried bananas. What else you got laying around in your phone?

dena said...

so, like 25-35% (depending on what you include, etc.) of this post centered around the southern regions. just thought i'd point that out your phone's mind is in the gutter a significant amount of the time. :) just sayin.

dena said...

so, like 25-35% (depending on what you include, etc.) of this post centered around the southern regions. just thought i'd point out that your phone's mind is in the gutter a significant amount of the time. :) just sayin.

Camilla said...

1. I love the GQ pose. He looks delicious.

2. oh geez.

3. why does this have to be called a tampon? its for a drink? rolling my eyes.

4. love the candids.

5. not a football fan

6 and 7. cuteness

8 and 9. ew. no me gusta fried bananas.

Michele Rad-man said...

Is that fried banana or did you chop my hair whilst I slept??

Froggylady said...

I'm not sure why those fried bananas are not covered in chocolate syrup, cause that's the best way to eat them. :)

Love sleepy gus, and Kora's rebellious side. If only we all could look so hawt in sweats. I look like a short fat sausage dog in sweats.

Queen Mama said...

Ok. Sweet pics.. love his cuteness.. Yummies.

That food... ugh. It kinda scared me. And who cares that you ended on NINE! You rock!

Lindsay said...

first off... what a skanky mother... eek. Secondly... are you kidding me? gus is VERY intoxicating!!!.... fried bananas? try burnt headless wieners... oh.. and i think nine is your destiny.. quit fighting it.

Giaellis2 said...

I am drunk on Gus every time and I don't gotta a pic!!! :( He's yummy and I love squeezing the air out of his lungs every Sun.! MUAH!