Tuesday, September 22, 2009

AND the winner is...

Why do I do this to myself? I can't pick winners. I loved ALL my comments. They all made me at LEAST smile. Some made me gag, others made me feel uncomfortable but I'm sure I smiled during reading all of them. Sure of it.
The WINNER of my "make me smile" contest THIS time (because I loved it so much there WILL be more. And speaking of which, are you saving pictures of roadkill you see for my annual roadkill contest in April?) is...
Who's comment reads:
"You should go get your hair dyed at the same place that did Kempys to match your Elvira themed black wardrobe and overflowing elvira bosoms. And please tell me those are child sized goggles or something and your head is not just retaining water..."
She wins a lovely pair of THESE ladies to place elegantly on her dining table when entertaining fancy guests. I know she'll love them. I chose them since everyone loves MY set soooo much. You should have them out the next time you invite the bishop over for dinner.
Now many of you and your fun jokes made me smile. Don't feel down on yourself since you didn't win...I LOVED them all.
I peacock!
EXCEPT,
ONE comment in particular I DID NOT love so much which was...
Gia's.
Nooo, I'm not gonna paste it here. It's nasty enough ONE time. Go back and read it if you're curious.
I figured that one cannot have such a nasty pot mouth without being recognized for it.
THEREFORE, I present this trophy to my lovely Gia for having the MOST disgusting sense of humor. And I thought 'I' was "hee-dee-ous". No. Noooo Noooo.
It's Gia.
Congratulations you sicko.
Now, clean it up woman.
You're Lover is coming home soon and he doesn't wanna have a potty after taste in his mouth after he makes out with you for the first time in 7 months. Let this trophy (which will arrive in the mail soon at your doorstep) be a reminder to you to stay fresh and clean :)


The rest of you hoochies I thank for participating!

10 comments:

Riece said...

I just read Gia's comment. She should have won, dammit! That was HYSTERICAL and because I am SO FREAKING GOOD at decoding inside jokes, I now know SO MUCH about you... and your body...

kimmychan1967 said...

Gia doesn't need to wash that mouth out...it's perfect just the way it is!!! You need to find her some silicone implant salt and pepper shakers for that!

Giaellis2 said...

LMAO! Thanks girls! You two are now my FAV friends of THROW UP MOUTH and I mean it! I can't help that I actually say what EVERYONE else just thinks, can I? With me, what you see is what you get............I'm not a sugar coater and my lover LOVES my nastiness (*wink) :) And Jess, don't hate.........PARTICIPATE! HOLLA!

dena said...

yeah for laura!!! she really has a fine tuned and well honed sense of humor seeing how she lives with the crazies. hats off to her....she had me at elvira!

Chernobyl said...

Ok, I agree that Gia's comment gave hearty, irreverent amusement, but just because we ladies all have "Barbara's" doesn't mean it's alright to walk around butt necked on our hands - flinging our legs up in the air to show everyone. It's ok to use discretion now and then. Soooo dirty ! <:o

Carolina said...

Loved Gia's naaaaasty comment! Jess...you've gone waayyyyyyy soft! I feel like I don't know you anymore..hehehe!!

I need to win me some of them salt n pepper shakers...sheesssh!!!

CarolE

Jill said...

I just had to go back and read Gia's comment and she is freakin hysterical. To know her is to love her!

Bonnie said...

What>?!?! You're giving away another toilet trophy. Now mine has lost meaning and I don't even want it anymore. You just hand them out like candy, nothing particularly special about a trophy that EVERYONE else has. Nice, Jess, real nice.

nicole said...

hello! i found your blog on mormon mommy blogs, in the military section, and i have to say, you have the CUTEST children!! and i oh so love those salt and pepper shakers ;) totally cute!
if you don't mind, i would like to follow you.. i am an lds marine corps wife, and don't know very many marines who understand why my husband won't smoke or drink while he's deployed, and why i don't go out to the bars for girls nights out with the other marine corps wives. actually.. i don't know ANY!! my husband is the only mormon in his unit. =[ but i'm sure you get it! =]
thank you =]
-nicole

Laura said...

sweet--I'm so dang excited. I may just have to whip those out at THanksgiving dinner and see if anyone will actually use them.