Why do I do this to myself? I can't pick winners. I loved ALL my comments. They all made me at LEAST smile. Some made me gag, others made me feel uncomfortable but I'm sure I smiled during reading all of them. Sure of it.
The WINNER of my "make me smile" contest THIS time (because I loved it so much there WILL be more. And speaking of which, are you saving pictures of roadkill you see for my annual roadkill contest in April?) is...
Who's comment reads:
"You should go get your hair dyed at the same place that did Kempys to match your Elvira themed black wardrobe and overflowing elvira bosoms. And please tell me those are child sized goggles or something and your head is not just retaining water..."
She wins a lovely pair of THESE ladies to place elegantly on her dining table when entertaining fancy guests. I know she'll love them. I chose them since everyone loves MY set soooo much. You should have them out the next time you invite the bishop over for dinner.
Now many of you and your fun jokes made me smile. Don't feel down on yourself since you didn't win...I LOVED them all.
ONE comment in particular I DID NOT love so much which was...
Nooo, I'm not gonna paste it here. It's nasty enough ONE time. Go back and read it if you're curious.
I figured that one cannot have such a nasty pot mouth without being recognized for it.
THEREFORE, I present this trophy to my lovely Gia for having the MOST disgusting sense of humor. And I thought 'I' was "hee-dee-ous". No. Noooo Noooo.
Congratulations you sicko.
Now, clean it up woman.
You're Lover is coming home soon and he doesn't wanna have a potty after taste in his mouth after he makes out with you for the first time in 7 months. Let this trophy (which will arrive in the mail soon at your doorstep) be a reminder to you to stay fresh and clean :)