Okay so on Tuesday (or was it Monday?) I took Jeremiah to the doctor. This was a new doctor that we were referred to for specialty care, I'll explain more maybe tomorrow. Anyway, the waiting area was HUGE and had tons of fun toys and games and chairs for the kids to sit and play. There were probably about 6-8 kids between the ages of 2-5 playing in there when a woman walked in with her son to join the wait for her turn to be called back.
So this week's wanna-be is...
CrAzY Hell Woman in the Waiting Room.
She was a very large woman, both in stature and in width. She had a funny little afro with tight curls, but she was white so it looked way outta place. She was probably in her late 30's. She wore big round plastic glasses and she was a little cross eyed but not the whole time. It's like it only happened when you're eyes accidently met with hers and then you were left feeling like you were staring. She had an extremely upturned nose which made her top lip stay lifted above her gums. Even when she spoke her mouth never really shut which made it addicting to watch her speak. Not only that, but her voice was so loud and commanding. You'd think she was making a speach every time she directed her son to do this or do that or look here or there. Everyone turned to see who she was talking to because she was THAT loud.
When she walked in, she noticed the big fish tank against the wall and begin her rant about God and Hell to her son Roy-Allen. You know how some people are soo hard NOT to stare at because they're so intersting and different from anything you've ever seen or heard? She was like that. And it wasn't just the adults who couldn't keep from being hypnotized by the trance she was putting us all under, the kids feel into her spell as well. As soon as she started her "speach" it was like each and every kid slowly put down their toy or turned around and walked like mummies toward her to sit and listen to what she had to say.
She was amazing. I'm still kicking myself in the rear for not snapping a shot of her with my phone. I'm still trying to get used to the fact that I even HAVE a camera phone.
For the sake of reality, I copied Pee Wee Herman and used tape to magically transform my face to look more like hers. The nose and lip were a MUST for the character. I hope you enjoy that extra mile I traveled for the sake of hilarity. I feel like I owe it to you for being so crappy lately with my wanna-be's.
Ps...After re-watching this, I have come to the conclusion that I have gone completely insane. Who AM I anymore? What a freak, right? Oh and by the way, my "WEEKLY" Wanna-Be's have added an extra amount of pressure to my life that I don't need right now. From now on I'll give you a Wanna-Be when I have a good one to share instead of forcing myself to feel like crap if I don't give it to you EACH and EVERY week. I know you'll understand. I DO have a life ya know...and 4 kids...and now a husband too...so yea.