NO WAY!! Is it true? Are you for real?
The weekly wanna-be is HERE.
This week I'm focusing on a major superstar in the public eye.
To be honest with you, I didn't know about all the drama with her weight as I was preparing for this filming. I don't have a TV, therefore I was oblivious to the jokes made in her direction. This last Wednesday I noticed a magazine at Ashlea's house with her on the cover and about passed out. Holy heck woman, them are some hideous jeans you got on! Then all of a sudden I realized that I was about to bash this poor woman and her crazy singing antics while the rest of the world is bashing her weigh...poor thing. I contemplated switching gears. One poor soul can only endure so much hate, right? But then, I saw her on GMA (online of course) just recently defending her weight in a pencil skirt lookin SMOKIN once again. So hopefully, that one picture at the chili cookoff is just a bad angle...in a bad outfit...with bad rolls...
I have always thought this girl is HILARIOUS when she sings. She gets SO into it and starts convulsing and shaking her hand in air. Her lips get all funky and stretched and then puffy and platypus like. And tell me this...is it just me or does her voice seriously change drastically in the middle of songs? I mean, I think she's a good singer when she has a normal voice but sometimes it goes from normal to like OPERA and then to baby voice...right? You know what I'm talkin about? NUTSO crazy. She also loves to carress herself and her hair and her face and show her muscles as she flexes her arms. She really loves performing, doesn't she? I can't blame her. I had fun doing this one. I felt like I was on stage and like everyone was watching me and I had lights all over me. I see why she does it. It IS fun.
No but for real...she needs to chill out. Or maybe not and just keep entertaining us. You think I'm exaggerating in this video? Then go check out her youtube live performances...it'll rock your world!
ps...I wanted to use my cool new American Idol microphone I got from Laura but I have 4 kids that like to steal my things and run off with them and then lose them when I want to play with them. Terds.