So this is rad. You wanna hear something really rad...then seriously, listen to this. Me and Amber are out today...we're goin places, doin things...need to eat. Hmm...let's stop into Andy's! Yeah, sounds good! So we go in and this dude, Jeremy, comes straight up to me as we're about to sit down and says, "I know you! I read your blog all the time! It's so hilarious!!"
(that's "what the crap" not "world trade center")
Uhmm...excuse me? Pardon? ME?!
I look behind me.
Me? Ur talkin to me? Oh my gosh.
Yeah, that's right. I'm famous and I love it. Ends up, Mr. Jeremy wants my autograph AND a picture with me (dontcha love Izey in the pic?). I'm so rad. The place was packed and people were staring, wondering..."who is that?!" So cool. I felt like like stinkin Britney Spears for like 3 minutes. Thanks Jeremy for making my CENTURY. Holy smokes.
So then my wheels start turnin in my head. I'm thinkin...let's try to make this for real. Let's try to see just HOW many random people will come up to me and say "HEY, I know you from the blog!!" Wouldn't it be cool if I had some incentive for them? Like if you see me somewhere and you ask for my autograph and a picture then I'll give you something...like as a souvenir for meeting me. Something that you could keep and use to remember the triumphant moment. At first I thought...a coin? Nah, too small and stupid. A head shot? Nah...I'm hideous. A balloon? Nah...too temporary.
WAIT A MINUTE...
A T-SHIRT! Holy freakin cow. That's it! I should make t-shirts and I'll carry them around with me and I'll give you one if you spot me out and about and make me feel famous buy asking for my autograph and a picture (and if you hold my baby while I sign my name like Jeremy did).
I did it,
here are some of the t's I'd be totin (that's toe-tin, not too-tin)!
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