Tuesday, February 10, 2009

THE Jessica Lowe

So this is rad. You wanna hear something really rad...then seriously, listen to this. Me and Amber are out today...we're goin places, doin things...need to eat. Hmm...let's stop into Andy's! Yeah, sounds good! So we go in and this dude, Jeremy, comes straight up to me as we're about to sit down and says, "I know you! I read your blog all the time! It's so hilarious!!"
WTC?
(that's "what the crap" not "world trade center")
Uhmm...excuse me? Pardon? ME?!
I look behind me.
Me? Ur talkin to me? Oh my gosh.
Yeah, that's right. I'm famous and I love it. Ends up, Mr. Jeremy wants my autograph AND a picture with me (dontcha love Izey in the pic?). I'm so rad. The place was packed and people were staring, wondering..."who is that?!" So cool. I felt like like stinkin Britney Spears for like 3 minutes. Thanks Jeremy for making my CENTURY. Holy smokes.

So then my wheels start turnin in my head. I'm thinkin...let's try to make this for real. Let's try to see just HOW many random people will come up to me and say "HEY, I know you from the blog!!" Wouldn't it be cool if I had some incentive for them? Like if you see me somewhere and you ask for my autograph and a picture then I'll give you something...like as a souvenir for meeting me. Something that you could keep and use to remember the triumphant moment. At first I thought...a coin? Nah, too small and stupid. A head shot? Nah...I'm hideous. A balloon? Nah...too temporary.
WAIT A MINUTE...
A T-SHIRT! Holy freakin cow. That's it! I should make t-shirts and I'll carry them around with me and I'll give you one if you spot me out and about and make me feel famous buy asking for my autograph and a picture (and if you hold my baby while I sign my name like Jeremy did).
IF...
I did it,
here are some of the t's I'd be totin (that's toe-tin, not too-tin)!
Made famous by The Mutha and her Weekly Wanna-Be


Since everyone and their mother's dog decided to steel my junk idea...

Who could forget this one.

And my favorite...

What are YOUR feelings on these T's?

19 comments:

The Willis Family said...

OMG!!!! I totally love the T-shirts! And did you think for one minute how the girl behind the camera felt? Sad...Okay, freakin sad!!!! Why aren't my blogs as "rad" as yours? Oh, thats right, because I'm not talented on "how" I write...I can't tell a story in a blog like I do inperson for some reason? I need to train up for this, so that I can be famous too!!!!

That was pretty cool though!

Candace said...

You are too freakin much.... LOL

Bonnie said...

Honestly, that was pretty cool... but T-shirts... that's so radio station-esque. I think you need something different. Maybe you should hand out those flags that people put out of their car window, or Socks! That would be cool! And not those cheap Target socks, but the ones with the reinforced toe. It could say "Rad" since that seems to be your new catch phrase. :-)

Amanda said...

I LOVE IT:) How did he find your blog? And how do you look that freaking cute ALL THE TIME???? Do I get a t-shirt for saying you look cute ALL THE TIME???!!! HA!

I like the Mutha t-shirt the best:)

tiffanyg said...

I love the T-shirts!! My fav's are "If you wanna teach you children to LIE, then fine... Whatever" and "I Love Rebekka Galloweigh" Which you were dead on!

SM said...

1. How AWESOME that you were recognized! You need to be part of Mormon Mommy Blogs and other blog networks so you can get even more exposure.

2. The first tee is my fave! Too funny!

3. I think t-shirts are too big to carry around with you. I would think of something smaller: key chain? A BUTTON! Seriously, a button!

4. Don't forget, I knew you when!

Deanna said...

I said it earlier in the email...I'll say it again. Don't forget the family and friends who made you who you are. I think we all need the first round of t-shirts.

And just how did Jeremy find you? I think I might be a bit freaked out. But, then again, I wasn't made to be famous like you were.

David and Teresa said...

Ok Jeremy...this is Mutha...thank you for making my Jessica feel famous... She has always wanted to be famous and now she is. How did the Jeremy find my Jessica...that is how i am wondering. He does look quite harmless though. As far as the t-shirts...I love the one about wedgies.....NOT!!!!! I feel so absolutely honored to have mine about lying as a possible one to give out. OMGOSH!!! Thanks Baby and you will always be famous to me....yo mutha...sorry Pops! you may be the boss of me at church but I WILL win this one.
Mutha

David and Teresa said...

If my tee wins...I need one BECUZ I birthed your little self AND you were BREACH!!! ouch! ...for those of you who don't know what that is...let me explain..Jessica Lyn George was leaning over (working out probably) and touching her toes and all of a sudden it is time to be born!!! OMGosh!! When that happens what you get is double the thickness of baby passing through an already too small space to come through..SO I need a shirt...you hear me? Mutha

Chablis said...

I love the T's! I would definately wear that here in AK! You would seriously be shocked at how many hits you get a day. I'm not even very cool and I get a lot-you should get one of those counter thingys.

Valinda said...

You are so cool! I like the first 2. I wanna come see you and get a t-shirt, sigh things like that would never happen to me. :(

nat said...

how freakin cool is that!!!! love the shirts too :)

Marian said...

Your hat size is now WHAT? To all the other aunts out there: My niece is more famous than your niece -- nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Thank you Amber, for serving as Jess's camera person and body guard. (Just winding you up Luv. Thanks for being such a super friend to our Jessica.)

Laura said...

that's a little freaky. and peek-a-boo Isaak, I see you.

Carolina said...

So much to say...and so little space.

1. I FIRMLY AGREE WITH DEANNA!!! LONG LONG before a blog, your blogging fame, and your story telling prowess, we "your humble friends" were there to witness this "persona" grow into the DIVA you are today!! I could tell too many stories of seeing your "weekly wanna-be's" live and direct. You impersonated everyone around (including me)and now it's here for the world to see!! Don't forget the little people!!!

2. You truly have become a DIVA...you might be a little out of control...I'm not sure yet!

3. Disregard the previous statement, I'm just jealous that you have fame and I have...well...none!

4. I ♥ the shirts....especially the 1st one!!

5. The End :)

Da Garners said...

That's awesome...

Da Garners said...

That's awesome...

What Is Jeremy said...

Hi... Its Jeremy... Just to clear up confusion, I am friends with Amber's sister Ashlea. She showed me her blog and that is how I found her.... Actually the incident inspired me to start my own blog!

Jess said...

Oh my goodness! You were recognized from your blog. You are seriously the coolest.

And BTW, I love your shirts. The one about your mutha is the best.