Wednesday, November 26, 2008

A Warning to Children and Toys

This my friends is a warning to all children who enter my home.
If, by chance, you bring a toy into my home and you "accidentally" drop it on the floor...you better think twice about leaving it there. If it happens to lay on my floor until it greets me at my next weekly cleaning session, it COULD be mistaken for floor debris and end up in a pile of crumbs...
...it may very well end up onto my sweeping pan...
...and into the garbage.

Don't let this happen to you OR your toys. Pick them up.

8 comments:

Laura said...

I am sensing some rage behind this post. Or just extreme annoyance...either way, if I happened to drop one or two 2 year olds the next time over, would you assume responsibility for them too? Then it would be on YOU when they crawl out of the trash and alert the authorities...

The Willis Family said...

"This is the red action figure speaking to you from your trash can....why would you hurt me by putting me in the trash? I guess that is a better way to go instead of being pulled apart and dismembered. But why would you throw me away....and so easily? What did I EVER do to you? All I ever did was play with my owner and keep him entertained while YOU were on the computer typing away! And look how easily you just put me with the rest of your trash...crumbs, a paper plate and Kora's dried up old flowers. I am going to haunt you in your sleep. Didn't your mutha every tell you that TOYS COME ALIVE AT NIGHT WHILE YOUR SLEEPING?!? Well, WE do!!! I am going to haunt you in your dreams! And when you feel something on you in the middle of the night...it won't be a spider..oh no...it will be ME! I am going to watch your every move, so watch out! You better make sure after your done reading this, that I am still in your trash can....I'm not!!!!"

Sandra said...

Wow. Thanks for the warning. I'll leave my toys at home when I come to visit you.

dena said...

Rock on!!! Let's hear it for natural consequences.

Aymee said...

All I've got to say is awesome. This is a great warning for children everywhere...I'm establishing this rule in my home now.

Andi Mae said...

You make me laugh.

David and Teresa said...

This is the Mutha...WOW! where did you learn THAT agression? I never threw toys away so uncaringly (I know it's not a word...who cares)when you left them strewn (I love that word) upon MY family floor as a kid of mine. Wow! Do not fear dear grandchildren...Mawmaw (aka Mutha to yo mama) will get you new toys this Christmas and these new ones will make LOTS!!!! of noise. Just don't leave them on the floor so yo mama cannot legitimately throw them away and they shall live forever and torture her for eternities. You hear me Amber? Yes, now you know where Jess gets her wrechedness. Teehee Love you BAby...yo Mutha

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