Tonight the guys all had mess night which means they aren't coming home so us girls (me, Bonnie and Amber even though her hubby isn't in TBS and he DID come home) had our OWN messY night at Amber's. She and Ian made us cupcakes and let us tear the crap outta her beautifully shiny and clean home. We had fun just gabbin about junk while the kiddos played. You always know when I'm havin a LOT of fun because I don't take pics, I always forget. Sorry :) We ordered pizza and pigged out. I ate "breakfast" bacon pizza for the first time of my life and it wasn't half bad. Bonnie's baby puked only about 30 times so Bonnie was smelling REEAL nice but not as nice as Matt was when he came home after 4 days of no showering and living out in the woods covering his poo like cats. Oh my gosh though, Isaak SLEPT. WoW. That was crazy. The little girls dressed like hoochies in their princess clothes and bothered the boys just enough to make them mad. Miah and Ian were superheros all night long and Emma-Kay decided that she likes me WAY more than her mom (I don't blame her).
Since I don't have pictures of the festivities, I have a picture from earlier that day when something funny happened. I went to the commissary to grab some needed items for home, one of them being milk. SO I get the milk and then run over to the PX to try on some jeans. I THINK my butt is shrinking enough to MAYBE squeeze into a smaller size so I don't have to continue to wear the SAME pair of jeans (the only ones that fit me) EVERY single day like I do. Any who, the jeans thing didn't work out. Obviously my every day jeans are only getting looser because of just that, I wear them EVERY day so they are all loose and stretched out. Man, this could be a post of it's own. I didn't buy any jeans. Stupid fat butt.
SO back to the milk. I go to the car to hurry because Bonnie is concerned about my milk spoiling and I throw my stroller in the back only to knock the milk over and sending it flying into the street where it busts all over the place. UGH. I had milk all over my leg and NEW shoes. It was a mess. I didn't know whether to pick it up or just leave. I didn't have anywhere to put the busted milk jug that was still leaking or the sopping wet with milk plastic bag so Bonnie told me to hurry and make a getaway before someone saw me. Now I'm feeling bad because some dude prolly saw me and was like, "Oh..there's Captain Lowe's wife not only leaving a huge mess behind but also LITTERING." Great. See the crime scene below. SO much for the milk.
Next we have this beautiful chapped cheeks (the top ones) baby Isaak who is caught off guard by the camera (wearing his new shirt from MawMaw and PawPaw)...