Thursday, October 30, 2008

MessY Night (for girls)

Tonight the guys all had mess night which means they aren't coming home so us girls (me, Bonnie and Amber even though her hubby isn't in TBS and he DID come home) had our OWN messY night at Amber's. She and Ian made us cupcakes and let us tear the crap outta her beautifully shiny and clean home. We had fun just gabbin about junk while the kiddos played. You always know when I'm havin a LOT of fun because I don't take pics, I always forget. Sorry :) We ordered pizza and pigged out. I ate "breakfast" bacon pizza for the first time of my life and it wasn't half bad. Bonnie's baby puked only about 30 times so Bonnie was smelling REEAL nice but not as nice as Matt was when he came home after 4 days of no showering and living out in the woods covering his poo like cats. Oh my gosh though, Isaak SLEPT. WoW. That was crazy. The little girls dressed like hoochies in their princess clothes and bothered the boys just enough to make them mad. Miah and Ian were superheros all night long and Emma-Kay decided that she likes me WAY more than her mom (I don't blame her).
Since I don't have pictures of the festivities, I have a picture from earlier that day when something funny happened. I went to the commissary to grab some needed items for home, one of them being milk. SO I get the milk and then run over to the PX to try on some jeans. I THINK my butt is shrinking enough to MAYBE squeeze into a smaller size so I don't have to continue to wear the SAME pair of jeans (the only ones that fit me) EVERY single day like I do. Any who, the jeans thing didn't work out. Obviously my every day jeans are only getting looser because of just that, I wear them EVERY day so they are all loose and stretched out. Man, this could be a post of it's own. I didn't buy any jeans. Stupid fat butt.
SO back to the milk. I go to the car to hurry because Bonnie is concerned about my milk spoiling and I throw my stroller in the back only to knock the milk over and sending it flying into the street where it busts all over the place. UGH. I had milk all over my leg and NEW shoes. It was a mess. I didn't know whether to pick it up or just leave. I didn't have anywhere to put the busted milk jug that was still leaking or the sopping wet with milk plastic bag so Bonnie told me to hurry and make a getaway before someone saw me. Now I'm feeling bad because some dude prolly saw me and was like, "Oh..there's Captain Lowe's wife not only leaving a huge mess behind but also LITTERING." Great. See the crime scene below. SO much for the milk.

Next we have this beautiful chapped cheeks (the top ones) baby Isaak who is caught off guard by the camera (wearing his new shirt from MawMaw and PawPaw)...

Oh wait, it's just you mom :)
And to think that some people don't like fat babies *cough* Raschel *cough*
*wink*



16 comments:

Amanda said...

Who doesn't like fat babies?????? I love his rosy cheeks...L has the same thing going on:( I put Aquaphour on them every night.....

Bonnie said...

Man, why you gotta throw that crap about my sick baby at a party in?! Now all your home girls are gonna blame me when Monday's post is about poor Izey throwing up all over the place. I'm so glad that you feel like you have to blame me for everything. I can see it now... Bonnie made Izey sick... He's throwing up because of her breath..Kora's stomach hurts because Bonnie made goulash...Bonnie made Miah sick with all her yacking...Jake just doesn't like Bonnie. Gah! I don't believe I am gonna put up with your antics anymore. Go to Crap Lejeune... see if I care!

The Lowe Family said...

Do I hear a baby crying? OH NO wait...thats just Bonnie.

Bonnie said...

I'll just resort to name calling.... you're a nerd!

Bonnie said...

with no milk

SM said...

He almost looks like a doll in those pictures. He's so cute.

What cracks me up about this post is that you did take the time to photograph the milk!

Aymee said...

I love fat babies and Izey is the (would be my pick for) poster child for fat babies. Keep that goodness coming he says. He looks so sweet and happy. I love his rosy little cheeks, I just want to reach out and kiss em. I am also diggin his hair too, what a sweet boy!

Oh and I have to agree with your friend about photographing the milk mess. Click-and-Run! So did it spill in your car too?

Deanna said...

What is it with you and milk? Didn't you have one of your WT experiences walking down the street with milk or after you spilled milk in your car or something like that (with a princess dress on)? HOLD ON TO THE MILK!

Froggylady said...

Oh my gosh! I just want to gobble his cheeks! I am so jealous of ya'lls mess night. Dorks.

David & Teresa George said...

Jessica go back and pick up your milk mess. How embarrassing they will say Captain Lowe's wife but they will say did Teresa not raise that girl better than that? Now what a sweet baby my Issak is. How precious. He is not fat but his mawmaw is...oh well that is besidet he point and I can't wait to hold him soon. He does not even know me...how sad.
love mutha

Valinda said...

I love your adorable fat baby! I'm so glad you decided to have him even though you only have one pair of jeans as a result. I only have one pair and no such excuse. :) Still loving the cat imagery and when ur poor husband is harassed at least he knows who to blame ... Bonnie cause she made you hurry.

Jess said...

Aw...Isaak looks so sweet and squeezably loveable! I love chubby cheeked babies!

I wanna see a pic of your new shoes!

Lindsay said...

Izey looks like a Cupie doll... (i'm sure i'm spelling that wrong)... it's very precious.

Lindsay said...

this is a lot of fricken posts jessica!!! i wish i had this much time... wait... no i don't... cuz then i'd look like i didn't have a life. HA

the ragsdales said...

you read my post wrong! I LOVE fat babies. I want Makena to get fatter and fatter..i just don't want a fat growing KID. I even like chubby toddlers...i just dont want my kids to be 10 and fat..but that won't happen b/c my kids are going to love to play outside. i love his cute cheeks and their rosy-ness

the ragsdales said...

ps. i have reason for this. i'll post a pic later of family and you'll know exactly who i'm talking about. (don't you think if you're 18 and knocking on the door of 200 lbs already that you might need to do some working out?)