Wednesday, May 7, 2008

She gets this from me

This is a conversation I had with Koko today as I'm on my way downstairs...

Kora: MOM!!! Can you please get me some soy soy while you're down there?

Me: Yea

Kora: Oh and one more thing.

Me: What?

Kora: Can you grab me a fart while you're down there?

Me: Sure, I'll see if we have any left.

3 minutes pass...

Me: Kora!! We're all out of farts but we have a few poots left. Do you want one of those?

Kora: YEAH! That's fine.

Me: Okay, but they kinda stink.

Kora: That's okay, just put em in the oven for a little bit because that makes the smell go away.

I hate to admit it, but she gets her wacky and vulgar sense of humor from me. I love it though!

While we're on the subject of gases...it never fails that EVERY time we go to any doctor and we're in the small exam room waiting for the doctor to come in, at least ONE of my kids has to let a fart out that smells HORRID. You know those kid smelling farts? Yuck. The kind you always smelled at school from some dorky kid? Yeah, it's those kind. So the fart smell of course fills the 3 by 3 box room we're in just in time for the doctor to walk into a big cloud of fart as he or she opens the door. I love it when people's first impression of me is a hideous stink. And you know they are hating being hit in the face with that nast. It's like walking into a spiderweb and you have no clue it's about to hit you.

10 comments:

nat said...

ok this is so funny....the same fart thing happens to me all the time at the kids dr appts...except it's not my kids letting out nasty poots it's my husbands stinky butt...

Lindsay said...

ew GROSS... i'm smelling kid farts now... your post REEKS of them. *shiver*

the ragsdales said...

LOL. This post was hilarious. At least you can always blame it on the kids - especially with being pregnant. (and I love Lindsay's *shiver*...i can just FEEL it). I told myself I was only going to check your blog one time a day because I got a bit obsessed. I love it that sometimes you have more than one a day. You are so entertaining and I love seeing little snippets of your life. And you're a really cool mom. I hope I'm like you. I have not seen the lemon email...but now I'm going to google it because I'm very curious.

Bill and Tara said...

Oh LOVE IT! You are so cool Jess. And you know what helps with the posts is the google-reader. I don't have to check anyones blog, (except Janae, cause she's PRIVATE), I just get a notice on my homepage everytime a new post shows up on my favorite blogs. I really don't know why more people don't do this, it is SOOOOOOO nice! Course it took me about 8 months to figure out I could even do that. :)

Anonymous said...

That's my girl! I love you KOKO.
DAD

Janae said...

Raymond's breath is just as bad as a fart smell. Is that my fault??

Janae said...

P.S. I said I HATED your blog on the rating.


I didn't really know what I was doing, though.

Valinda said...

EEEwww! At least you know she got it from you and not TV. :) I'll certainly think of you the next time I'm in an enclosed space and somebody toots.

Jess said...

She cracks me up! The fart talk so reminds me of conversations I have with a good friend of mine!

SM said...

I know you will think I am kidding, but mine and my kids' farts don't stink! SWEAR. I think Pearson has made a stinky one once in his whole life and I am still not convinced that his dad wasn't framing him. We're just lucky I guess. :)