On a cold October night, in DALLAS, TX the Hussy was born.
Okay I don't know if it was cold but it sounded more dramatic to say that.
Right off the bat, the Hussy needed attention.
She's a middle child.
Middle children are known for needing attention.
She had seizures as a baby that no doctor could figure out or diagnose why.
She had to stay in the NICU for extra days just to make sure the sweet Hussy inside of her didn't perish.
Alas, it did not.

They spent their days laughing, dancing, making up stories and commercials and always documenting their accomplishments with their father's media equipment.
More bodies to play crucial roles in all her performances.
She would have them dress up and memorize lines, no cousin was too young or too old to participate.
Again, attention whore.
Doing anything and everything possible to make people laugh, smile or even mock her.
It didn't matter, the Hussy loved every bit of it.
She would do just about ANYTHING for the sake of entertainment.
She would do just about ANYTHING for the sake of entertainment.
She wore mile high bangs, dress shirts and ties, and anything else that would make heads turn.
She was loved by all.
Oh.
And she had THE longest limbs in the South.
Oh no my friends, oh no.
Her individuality and freedom allowed her craziness to only swell.




This love made her creativity grow, making up songs to almost anything she came across.

Everywhere she went, the Hussy made friends.
And if she didn't, she created them herself.

Everything was an opportunity.




She realized the crazy life was not for her.
She realized that SOME things were more important to her than others.
And that Hussies, can also be wives and mothers.
Just a tad toned down.
And so...

Never before has the Hussy shown this side of herself to such a HUGE audience.
It's gonna be so awesome.
One.
Hot.
Mess.

You won't regret it.
I'll see you there.
15 comments:
Can't wait!!!! So glad you are 3 hours ahead of me so when I roll outta bed at 9 am the doors will be wide open!
wv - dithholy - LOL
Words aren't enough. Finally all get to see the jessica that I've known for a long time!!
I'm sure you held back even then.
im excited!
Hot Damn South Beach Hussy!
I can't wait!
You know that I can't wait!!!! Especially since I know I'm getting a song....
word v: suppipt
crazy chick. i'm frightened. very frightened. :)
pulnest....pubest?
Ohhhh myyyyy!! This is gonna be super fun! ;)
So much I didn't know. I loved your pictures. You are so crazy, love it. I'm excited to see what you're up to.
WOW! I had no clue you had this alter-ego inside!!! I can't believe those pics are you either! AMAZING! And all this time I thought you were "Molly Mormon" with a little spunk, but really you're a crazy freak with a little "Molly Mormon" inside! LOL This is gonna be interesting! :)
heck yes!!!! This is the BEST POST EVER!!! I can't wait to see some Hussy!!!
That african american fellow looked like my 6th grade English teacher Mr. Edwards
aww mr. hunyun from cheer camp....he was awesome :)
That is the Jessica I know. Wild and crazy. Will the real Jessica please stand up and be noticed? Love Dad
love all the pictures! model pics are awesome. :) will be there!
Oh dear me, oh me oh my....it is mutha and anxious to see this one baby. Oh! it was not a cold October nor was in the night. All of you girls were born in the morning or early afternoon...
I love you and wish the Hussy thingy all the success you want and I am proud to be the mutha of a Hussy.
Mutha
Ha...I admit, I haven't been in blogland, so I'm a little lost what all this hussy talk is about, but can't wait to see it revealed tomorrow.
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