Wednesday, January 13, 2010

What's on Jessica's Phone?!?

It's that time again!
Time to clean out the collection of odd photos on my phone.
First up, we have this lovely beauty.
For the Elvis party, I curled and teased my entire head of stripper hair to make it puffy in the ponytail. When I got home, my eyes were almost Chinese from it being up so long I had to release it from it's bindings.
And when I did?
This 80's Texas Big Hair was there to greet me.
You like?

This is a picture of the dirt I swept up in the kitchen
AFTER
Kora had done her dinner chores, which included sweeping the floor.
Uhmm...slack much?
Yes.
Now I have to do a sweep check to make sure this doesn't happen again.

One date night Lover and I went to Walmart.
We seem to always go to Target or Walmart on our date nights.
It's really trashy.
While strolling the aisles, these bottles caught my eye.
It's obvious to me that the Smooth Body Butter has a strong attraction to the Giovanni Hydrating Lotion.
Do you see the body language on both?
But wait...
What's that, there in the background?
Is Neutrogena trying to bust up this love match and try to get a piece of Giovanni?

I couldn't let that happen.
And given the lack of arms, I knew Smooth Body Butter wouldn't be able to take down Neutrogena himself.
So I knocked him down.
Bow Chicka Wow Wow...

Just for the record,
Lover DID cut up his Amex.
It was a struggle, but he did it.

He saved his name though,
Just for the memories.

So, if you find yourself wanting orange fire flames on your vehicle,
and you don't have the funds to acquire them,
Just spray paint them on yourself!


This guy is freakin CUTE!
I've never had a paci lover like this guy.
I think I'm in love.


Izey never ceases to amaze me with his radical style.
Oh wait, I dress him.
Gosh...I'm freakin good.


My favorite is when we go to Toys R Us
in Pj's and redneck Mossy Oak boots.

While at Toys R Us, I stumbled upon this dear child.
How unfortunate to be placed in your box with your dress up,
revealing your pantaloons for the world to see.
Or maybe she likes it.
Her name IS Madame Alexander.
Doesn't that sound scandalous?

Just two guys,
havin a good time.

Gus takes his naps on the couch.
Yes, he's 120% spoiled.
Miah likes to take advantage of his coziness and cuddle up beside him!

This one is for Debbie M.
I saw this tree on one of my morning walks.
It reminded me of one of my favorite people.
Click HERE to see who.

And these weren't on my phone, but I have to share!
Isabel just turned 7 and she took my and Kora with
her and her mom to Red Robin and then a movie.
It was a good girls' day.

And taking the example of her mother,
Kora suggested we do a silly face picture as well.

Phone is clean!
Ready for more pics!
I'm cold.
I wish I could cuddle up in one of THESE!!!

26 comments:

Dear Matt said...

I love all of them! Your Texas hair was HUGE, even HUGER (is that how you spell it? I'm sure Bonnie will correct me if I'm wrong) in person.

And I love that you gave Debbie M, a shout out!!!!! She's gonna love it! I hope she "clicks HERE"!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jessica have you ever heard of karma? Courtney naturally clicked into it as I was sitting her and I just about puked. It literally makes my stomach churn!!!! The funny thing is I do have a thing for trees but not on people!!

Giaellis2 said...

Ok, that GINORMOUS Texas hair actually suits you! Bust that look out more often! Seriously, the lotion pics? You are random as hell - guess that's why we love you though :) I mean, I see freaky things like the flashing doll or the retarded flame paint job, but I never deem them worthy enough to stop and take a photo!! I think I'm more wound up and always in a hurry, but I should stop and snap a photo instead of smell the roses more often, like you!

Laura said...

how much do you think Gap paid to have the growthman wearing their shirt? it looks like the tag was photoshopped in. Love the bighair--not stripper enough though.
Your kids are always perched in weird dangerous positions in your pics--on the edge of the counter, bout to squish their baby brother, being pulled around on a blanket. You are Chill with a capital CH.

Brandi said...

I seriously love all your pictures in every single entry, they always make me smile like a goofball. :D Your kids are so gosh darn cute!

Paci = Binki in our family. LOL

I am flying into Jacksonville tomorrow to visit my favorite Marine ... please tell me the weather is warm? lol

Bonnie said...

Dude, your hair is huge!! I can't believe that it had that much body after wearing it back. It makes me really miss my long hair.... I want it back.

About the lotion bit, yeah, I didn't get it. it was a little out there for me. I just don't see much personality in lotion bottles. But, that's what makes you you so more power to ya.

That Miah just gets cuter and cuter... I miss him so much!

Someone said...

You know for the right amount of money you could have a baby sock thing big enough for you to fit in it...

Camilla said...

I really don't believe it looked that fantastic after being pulled back...no way.

***** said...

hubba hubba texas girl! I wouldn't have guessed THAT could come out of your pony tail.

those lotion relationships are always so drama. It's good you stepped in to set them straight.

that card cutting is freaking me out.

cutie babies. you make them well.

Lindsay said...

remember when we were little and we would push our noses up just a TAD and it made us SO ugly... and we would talk about how fortunate we were to NOT have that EXTRA angle on our faces? yeah... still glad. just saw that picture of Izey (below) again and it reminded me. he looks like an annoying ugly kid here with his eyebrows pushed down... lucky us... he's NOT. that's all :)

dena said...

i'm thinking you guys should have a crazy hair party next. i'm betting you could do something extra wacky with your bodilicious hair to win.

the doll's name isn't madame alexander, that's the brand. i have to say though she's livin' up to it. i only know this because my granny used to buy them for me as a child. granny had high hopes for me. :)

much love for the pimpin' (speakin' of m. alexander...)

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Froggylady said...

I love the Texas big hair! I used to wish my hair would do that..and it would for about 10 seconds. So I gave up.

Love that your dates include WalMart or Target. Sometimes it's the little tings. Plus you were able to help out a love match.

Debra said...

You made me laugh out loud in like five different places. That doll is a totally crack up. Happy SITS day!

Donna said...

Love the pix - I'm usually going through my phone wondering what I was thinking when I took those shots. No Texas hair on my phone, though I do have a shot of a bottle of oil that claims to be a "Remedy for every disease. Except death." Why I didn't actually BUY a bottle, I'll never know.

Annie @ astonesthrowfrominsanity said...

What a great idea! I know that I have some completely random pics on my phone. Stopping by from SITS and will be following.

NeverADullMoment said...

BIG hair rocks! lol Have u been clothes shopping at the mall lately?! 80's is back and even BIGGER than before! And since I have been called Chewbacca, Lion King and even "troll doll", I can take off the hat once again! lol

Jen said...

I too LOVE looking at the random photos on my phone.

There were awesome!

Dixie Mom said...

So funny! You are as random as me...but cuter ;)
Thanks for the smile this morning.

Annette said...

Hey, my hubs and I visit "the Walmart" or "tar-jay" on our date nights too. There is something about going without any kids that we can actually focus and get things done there faster.
I love that you see the personality in the body lotions, I hope you'll do a whole series of body lotion relationships ;)

CoconutPalmDesigns said...

I love all your photos but I think my favorite is the one of your sons on the couch! The baby looks so sweet and Miah looks like he's protecting him.

Happy SITS DAY!

Cheers :-)
- CoconutPalmDesigns

Kim at Beehive Blog said...

hahahaha - I love finding pics I forgot on my phone - great hair and greaaaat blog :)

Untypically Jia said...

Your daughter has perfected the silly face.

Jenn Erickson said...

Love, love, love the big hair! Totally rockin' the pinup look! The kids are absolutely adorable (and a stylin' bunch too).

Kim said...

Who knew a phone photo dump would be so entertaining?

Jennifer said...

Maybe I am just behind the times or something but I think that hair looks awesome, big Texas style or not!