Thursday, August 20, 2009

Welcome Back Wanna-Be!!!

I am TERRIBLY sorry for the delay today dear friends.

(My Lover had two wisdom teeth pulled and needed to be baby'd, my DirectV guy came and I became instantly distracted for several hours given the fact that I haven't had cable in almost a year, my kids started school, my camera was acting retarded and kept turning off or running out of batteries and disc space, Blogger was actin stOOOpid, and then my last resort Vimeo was even longer than I had planned.)

OKay all of that could have a been a real sentence, I guess I didn't need to parentesiZE is (is that a word?). Anyway. I'm back and not ONLY am I back...but I'm back with the first weekly wanna-be in a LOOOOOOONG time. I do hope you enjoy.

Introducing...


DrAmAtiC AmBeR


Need I say more?



Weekly Wanna-Be Amber 1 from Jessica Lowe on Vimeo.

(the lighting is horrible, I look like a scary skeleton and the sound doesn't seem to go with my mouth but I'm DONE trying to figure this crap out. It's taken ALLL DAY so whatever...)

15 comments:

Willis Party of 5 said...
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David and Teresa said...

Yahoo your back!!!!!!!! It didn't matter to me that lighting was bad and the sound off. Poor Amber!!!! Is she really that dramatic? Very good. Love Dad

Bonnie said...

Oh wow! That was good! I love it! Amber is such a nerd... I can't believe she named it Barbara! What the crap? That's like an old lady name, she needs something more hip than that! How is Matt supposed to feel about a name that conjures up images of his great-grandma. Seriously, she needs a first name that stands alone and is hot and sexy, like Barbie, Tiffany or Gia. You know?!

I thought you portrayed the looooong stretched out whine to a T! I hope she doesn't give you the silent treatment too long for this :-) Of course, if she stops talking to you, she might have time to back her bags.

Willis Party of 5 said...

My water just freaking broke...crap...and I don't even have my bag packed!!!!!

You really made me pee on my panty liner...now I really smell like an old person from a nursing home!

And would you go and take care of that kid that was crying in the background alread?!?

Can't wait for Part 2!!!!! Love ya!

Giaellis2 said...

First - welcome back! That was too long! In the words of David Cook........"When you find youuuuuuuu come back to me" So, did you find you cause it looks like you found Amber!! Second - is that a true depiction of her? If so.........I can't meet her, ever! She is a MILF but you may want to tell her not to talk............ever! Third, why did first person delete their comment? Was it the Annon. coward? Who was that? I think it was a guy if you ask me!

Lindsay said...

toooooooo long. but good..keep it simple next time... poor amber. i think she and i would be great friends

Dana said...

I am so happy to see you back....Great wanna be... I love how you drawed out the listen.. cracked me up

Giaellis2 said...

OK, I just watched ALL of your wanna be vids and AFTER roflol, I thought "This girl is a nutjob! I can NOT be her friend because 1. she's psycho and 2. she'll imitate me!" YIKES! Now, I will HAVE to be on my BEST behavior when I meet you for fear I may be a wanna-be candidate! Also, you missed your calling in life.............instead of a babymaker, you shoulda been in stand-up sista!

Brooke Durfee said...

loved it!

Amanda said...

ditto Lindsay:) yeah your back!

Valinda said...

Ya!Ya!Ya! You're back! I've missed you and you're awesome portrayal of your defenseless friends. :) Hope your vacation from all of us was worth it.

kimmychan1967 said...

haha...i'm just impressed you could stay in character with little man makin all that noise!!! :)AMBER PACK YOUR BAGS! lol

Riece said...

HA!

Queen Mama said...

Lmao! I am so happy that you are back. That video is HILARIOUS!

Pack your bag Amber!

Candace said...

LOL... you nailed her PERFECTLY!!!! LOL... LOVED IT! :)