Friday, April 24, 2009

A Threat.

I stole this threat from Amanda.
Just wanna give credit where credit is due...some people don't.
Anyway, I need more followers.
If you are reading this post, FOLLOW ME.
It's super easy.
Scroll down where it says, "My Beloved Readers" (because you are :) down on the left hand side of my bloggity blog.
See the list of followers.
Click on the "FOLLOW" button.
See this bloody knife?
If you don't want me to use it to cut my hands off at the wrists leaving me with stumps never to again be writing blogs for your eyeballs to enjoy, then you'll follow me.
Do it.
DO IT.
DO IT!!!


PS...my followers better make a HUGE jump in numbers over this weekend if you ever wanna see another blog post again.

18 comments:

Lisa Dalton said...

I can't believe it says you only have 38 followers. I think you are being gypped. And secretly stalked.

At least I am open about my stalking!

:)

Debbie said...

Oh I'm glad I started following you last week. :)

Amanda said...

YIKES! Sooo glad I am already listed.....
Off the make choc chip cookies for someone else....At least I will eat some of the dough:)

The Nugen's said...

Whoa...Glad I am already a follower! Not I think you need to repay the favor and follow me! (Although I don't blog as often as I would like! Thanks for the comment on the video! I too would like to nibble on his chubby thighs!)

The Willis Family said...

So this is how I should get my stalkers out of the wood works? Anyone who wants to follow my blog, please feel free to do so! Jessica has TOO many as it is....I hardly have any. Come to my page, it may not be as DISGUSTING as Jessica's page, but I have great looking kids that I LOVE to take pics of!

http://willisam5.blogspot.com/

Thanks for the free advertisement Jessica!

Valinda said...

Ya fruiter you now have 6 more followers than you did yesterday and what about those faithful followers who have followed from day one of following? You're going to cut off our daily dose of news from across the country so you can be even more cool than you all ready are? I will come crash your weekend with Lindsay if you stop blogging and she'll be SO mad at YOU! How's that for a threat.

Adam & Brandi said...

This is too funny. You just need to be grateful that so many have "come out of the closet." I have a gazillion that follow me to, but only like 4 comment. I know where they are coming from, just don't know who they are. It is SOOOO freakin annoying. I am sure you know exactly what I am talking about. Maybe I'll just set it to private and then they would have to come out. I did notice though that we are following you, we're the first people on the list. So good. My husband must have done that. And a little FYI, almost ALL my friend and family and stalkers stalk you, but to think that you'll get so lucky as to have them go public. Yea right! I could only wish. I guess what I am trying to say is that you are better at getting yours to come out than me. I would never post an entry like this. You are funny.

Paige said...

Holy cow. Alright already.

Tara and family said...

Doesn't look like real blood.

Kathy said...

I hate following blogs. I don't like getting the updates on my dashboard. I have you on my blog roll. Isn't that enough?

raschel said...

i am a follower. but i never check from my dashboard...i just click on it. wouldn't you rather multiple clicks? yes, i know you would. your welcome. i check at least 4 times a day, usually more. PS. you're letting us down, what happened to the "flashback friday"? and...i like how your "privates" are in time out. I just noticed that (as i was trying to remember if it was 'friday flashback' or 'flashback friday').

Candace said...

WHAT ever. You don't even follow MY blog and I know you READ it! And I thought you were my friend...

Lindsay said...

Jeez! okay okay... don't get your panties in a wad!!!....nerd.

Carolina said...

I am not frightened by your idle threats!!! I don't follow anyone...just be glad I visit every day and comment every day...that's the kind of "bad" friend I am.
You DO love gross stuff though....I still haven't looked at your blog post from the other day...I'm scuuurrrrred!!!

Janae said...

I'm not going to comment ever again unless you take your follower gadget off.

Is that how a threat works? I'm new to this.

dena said...

what is this your new bus?

Jason said...

I'll admit it, I stalk your blog. (I figure if I'm going to publicly follow you, I should introduce myself) I've never met you, but I love your work. I found your blog through Kathy's, who, apparently, also has never met you, but she is a friend of mine. I was hoping to "out" myself with an awesome entry for the roadkill contest, but I'm never on the road long enough to find something dead.

Bonnie said...

Dude, this is totally shameless and I'm hurt that the followers that you already have don't make you happy. Says a lot about the value of old friends when you would only risk personal injury for the pursuit of new ones. NIIICE! I think you may be getting stingey in your old age, some of us have less than 20 and we're dealing with that, pride intact.