First off, I'm going to IGNORE sneaky Tara trying to be my 50th follower and skip to the NEXT follower who WOULD have been my 50th...Mica! Yay for you! You get a prize. Email me with your mailing address!
I've decided that you're all right. All you snotty brats out there who are annoyed that you've been following me for "AGES" as you put it (whatever that means) and you aren't gettin any credit for it. Fine then.
With the massive number of growing stalkers and the ever expanding number of veteran Lowe Family followers, I need to show you ALL some sort of gratitude. I tossed and turned all night trying to think of a way that I could thank everyone for visiting my blog.
I could send you ALL love letters. But then I might as well just write one long one on my blog for you all to read because you KNOW I'm gonna write the same thing to each of you.
I could send you all some Lowe Family Junk. But then my house would be spotless and what would my fake dad (the Lover) have to complain about each day when he comes home?
I could have a big party at my house and invite everyone and pay for plane tickets all over the world to come and party with us. But then I'd run out of chairs and toilets.
I GOT IT!
How bout, I just keep BLOGGING for you?!
How bout, I continue to throw in my Wanna-Be's every now and then
Annual Roadkill Contests (save those pictures for next April guys!)
A bloody threat here and there
Lowe Family Junk winners
Occasional shout outs
Lists of Junk
More ugly shirts
More surprise visits to stalkers across the globe
Deep thoughts not deep toots
and a few pictures of my family's adventures!
Also, I'll do my extra super berrylicious BEST to check in on YOUR blogs from time to time and give you a shout.
Yessss....I'm liking this idea.
like I mentioned before...
I'll have a random drawing from my list of followers to win some Lowe Family Junk.
I'll DO the drawing once a MONTH which gives new followers AND old followers equal opportunity each time! Aww yea...I'm lovin that equal crap.
So how bout we call it...
The Double Dose of Love on NINE
Which means TWO winners chosen from my followers, on the 9th of each month.
You know how I'm always having a hard time with the number nine, right? This will be a good way to spice that number up and give us all something to look forward to. And as far as prizes go, it depends on the mood I'm in...
or maybe an ugly shirt?
So there. Does that make everyone happy? It better you losers. Now go feed your kids or something and stop spending all stinkin day sittin in front of the freakin computer.
I got business...