Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Deep Thoughts not Deep Toots (from Kora)

Kora asked me the other day...

"Mom, when you get married and have a husband...can you have a boyfriend too if you want?"

I love that she's already thinking ahead, although I don't love that it's about adultery.

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I was stuck in the bathroom one day in pain, as usual.

She said...
"Mom does your poo poo hurt?"

I said...
"YES Kora...it's like a baseball."

She said...
"Like a baseball BAT?"

Good thinking Kora...that's WAY bigger than the balls.

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ps... for all you FREAKS out there who didn't understand the whole frog in the toilet thing, no one PUT that frog in there. It came UP through the freakin PLUMBING people, YES. This is why I'm freaked out. If a frog can do it, so can a snake!!

11 comments:

The Mama said...

Ok, love Kora's COMMENTS!

AND THAT FROG CAME THROUGH THE FREAKING PLUMBING!? Uh, yea, I would be scared to.. running like a little chicken with my head cut off. I am definitely watching the toilet when I twinkle now.. SCARY CRAP!

Amanda said...

Kora:)

I got the frog thing...I just have never known anyone in real life that it happened too....and such a pretty frog...I would expect it to be a nasty toad! And Yes--I would be very afraid too!!!!!

Jess said...

Wait...people thought you put the frog in the toilet?!? I'm worried about those peeps!

Bonnie said...

I assumed since you were scared of it that it came from the toilet. The fact that the frog looked like he came from the rain forest is probably what confused people. I know I never see a frog like that unless I'm at the zoo. At lease it wasn't a big spider... I hear they come from plumbing too :-)

andi said...

I love that girl- I'd love to be a fly on the wall inside her brain.

***** said...

Not sure sunflower is going to be able to continue hanging with Kora. She is already winning the K. belching contests at age 4. My thought is that there is a Kora-lation.

Candace said...

There were people who thought you put the frog in the toilet? That's weird. It did look like a rainforest frog. I think it must read your blog and traveled all this way just to meet you, then you broke his heart and flushed him away.

Lindsay said...

why are people so stupid? can't they read? don't they understand that the frog came OUT? jeez loise people... don't be so DUMB!.. i mean come on. okay.. and now that i've made those people feel sufficiently retarded...... i love kora :) way to think about the baseball bat... poop is more that shape anyway.

Lindsay said...

ps... why do we have the same fears? i've always (until recently and now i am again..) been scared of a snake biting me on the butt while i'm on the toilet.... less so when i'm on the second floor of an apt complex.. but still.

Carolina said...

hahaha....I didn't even think people didn't understand that the frog crawled up from the bowels of your house's plumbing. That is funny!

I know Kora doesn't know me...but I would like to ask her to be my friend...she's totally cool!!

David and Teresa said...

magnesium, magnesium, magnesium....
Love you mutha

Kora and yes, you can have a boyfriend and a husband whatever you need. teehee *wink* mawmaw