This Weekly (almost didn't make it, last day of the week and last hour of the day! yikes!) Wanna-Be is...
Random Jolly Old Man at Ross
Last week Jake and I went shopping together at Ross and we stumbled across a friendly 'ole ball of a man on the phone with his daughter. He was a pretty big guy, large pot belly and he was super jolly. He stood in the furniture section of Ross and chatted on the phone while his wife shopped and I couldn't help but swarm the furniture area as well to keep close tabs on his interestingly fun conversations. I pretended like I was deciding between two rugs while I snatched a pen outta my diaper bag and jotted notes from his conversation down on my hand. Jake giggled the whole time, especially when the old man talked about "the bra section".
PS...First, I hate the first part of the video when I'm itching my ear. That's disgusting and I hate when people itch their ears and never thought I did it until I saw this video. Ewww. I can smell the wax. Second, please don't look at my hideously long stripper hair. I'm getting it cut, I promise, this week...or next. Also, I still have paint in my hair that won't come out, a zit on my lip and on my head and dark circles under my eyes because I don't get to sleep in one day a week anymore. Bleck. I tried to get all made up for the video but that didn't work cuz I still look raggedy. Sorry. I guess it adds to the character, right?
Ugh...I just rewatched this and it's stinkin boring. I suck.
I'll do better next week. I promise. I PEACOCK!
I deleted it because I hated it so much. Sorry friends. I can't stand to have imperfection on my lovely blog.