Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Weekly Wanna-Be

MUTHA

Okay, let me start out by saying that doing a weekly wanna-be on my poor mutha may spawn a comment from her long enough to be it's OWN post, BUT that's a chance I'm willing to take. This is me being my mom when she's irritated at me for whatever reason. Being the rebellious child I am, I tend to see this face a LOT so that's why I'm really good at it. Lindsay (my younger sister) is pretty good at it too so hopefully she'll give me an A+ on a job well imitated.

I do love you mutha, but you're just too easy. Don't take offense...it's all in good fun!

Pay close attention to the thin mad lips, the long face, the raised brows, and the shoulder shrug...down to every last detail it's HER. Even if you don't know her you'll enjoy this and if you do know her...well then it's even better! It's actually QUITE scary how much I look like her.

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27 comments:

The Willis Family said...

OMG!!!!! That was too funny!!!! Nice subject matter too...wink*wink*!

I feel like I totally know your mutha now!!!

All in fun and game right!

Lindsay said...

HAHAHAHAHA..... yes. that IS my mother. Good job! :) i like how daddy uses an underbite to express his "groove" and mother uses it to express her anger. What a hilarious contrast.

Laura said...

oh, poor mutha. I like how you spent a good 10 seconds getting into character. You did look more like her than you usually do...I think cuz your hair was pulled back, not because I've ever seen her do that. heehee.

Lindsay said...

the only thing i would have liked to see was a full body on this one because she has a very specific stance when she starts talking like this. She's got her hands either crossed or one on her hip and she's leaning forward with her chin out... it's very rebellious herself. hah. oh mother.. i love you.

Carolina said...

UGHHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!
Work is stoopid...I can't watch videos from here!

Can't wait to get home and watch this...I'm sure it's comedy!!!

Amanda said...

Thanks Jessica:) I really, really, really needed a laugh today. You made me stop crying for a second and actually smile:)

David and Teresa said...

Well this is the weekly wanna be...yo mutha. Jess "that is not how I reacted when you told me you were pregnant.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whew! Hilarious. How do you all (children of mine) keep a straight face when I act like that. I could not. What a "mutha"....oh sorry. I took that totally as a funny and no offense taken at all. I am always on this side of the face when those incidents happen so I cannot say that that is what I look like but I trust you and Oh if you want to teach your children to lie then that is your totally your business...Love you
THE MUTHA O' YOU

Amber...you probably do know me by now since Jessica has given away all of my secrets. She is so grounded when I go to North Carolina which is not far from Veejinia according to my KOKO..."it is only a little ways from Veejinia and then you turn and when you see the yellow house in the circle...that is our house." You girls behave now that you are in the same state. OMGosh! can North Carolina handle the both of you varments. Was that a long enough comment, Jess?

LOVE YOU!! and I say that with thin happy lips and long face.
MUTHA

David and Teresa said...

Oh and one more thing.....WHATEVER!!!

Love you
Mutha

dena said...

I loved this!

Valinda said...

LOL someday I'm going to have to introduce you to my mutha, and then you can do a wanna be of her!

Chablis said...

I hope you don't mind, but I'm a friend of Heidi's and she gave the sweetest shout out to you on her blog, so I thought I'd take a peek!You're adorable. I really enjoyed reading your daily thoughts. And your family pictures are so SO cute.

grammie said...

Okay, that was too funny not to comment. You missed your calling child, you should go straight to Hollywood. An academy award is waiting there for you. BTW, I do so enjoy reading your blog. NancyP

Jess said...

You're hilarious! LOVE it!

David and Teresa said...

OK I am going to stay away from this one. I will say you are right on. That is the look and face she has when she is serious and upset. Love Dad

Tara and family said...

Oh my hillarious!!! That was great! I was laughing so much! Good one Jess!

The Willis Family said...

To the Mutha of Jessica......will you jump up and down for me when I tell you that I'm pregnant with my 4th? Just wondering? I can't wait to meet you when you come to visit, because even though I finally got my Nikon D60 and my frig....I'm wondering what HUGE item you will want to buy me? I'll just let you surprise me:)

P.S
Did you know that Kora calls me "mommy" (or use to at least until she started missing her mother to much since she had spent 2 nights away from her)? It must of been because she got to watch TV at my house? Hahaha!

Misty said...

I am CRACKING up Jessica! You look just like your mother! Even -WOW- like 20 or so years ago too!!!
I love her though! You all have a special place in my heart.

Anonymous said...

I love these.... They crack me up... can't wait till next week.
Dana

Amy Herfurth said...

Yep...that her all the way! Don't worry...I get that face too! Actually, I have caught myself doing it to Lauren and Aidan before...pretty scary!!

Froggylady said...

Too funny.

Froggylady said...

Too funny.

SM said...

Ha! Luckily, I never saw this face, as I never angered her! :)

mom said...

Hi Jessica, Misty called and told me I had to watch your wanna be. She was right. Your MUTHA had this look down when we were 18! This was so much fun I watched it 3times. By the way you and your family are beautiful! Theresa Crossland

Sandra said...

I loved the prep - just like a true actress.

If only we had met in person, I could do a weekly wannabe of YOU!

***** said...

Great effects with the washing machine sounds in the background.

Larman Family said...

Keep up the great work! I still picture your impression of your dad when I am jamming in the car!

Bonnie said...

This one did make me giggle... good job!