I'd like to give a shout out to my new friend Summer in NC. I have to admit something to you my friend. As I stayed in your house and used your bath, I stole a dollop of some yummy shampoo in your shower. It was in a redish colored bottle, it looked expensive and it was OH SO divine for my hair. I felt the effects of that shampoo for days. I must get some, my hair is CRAVING some attention and that shampoo hit the spot!
I'd like to give a shout out to my new favorite body wash from Dial. The people who came up with this wash thought that if they named it after the most yummiest, delicious and creamiest nouns on the planet, people would buy it - and it worked. I doubt there is even a drop of yogurt, vanilla or honey in this soap but it sure makes you wanna swim in it, doesn't it? Something about rubbing yogurt, vanilla and honey all over your body makes you feel so fresh and (sticky?). I'd like to give a shout out to my super friend KempyLu who sent me a surprise birthday gift. I can't tell if she honestly DOES care about the well being of my jiggly trout butt and thighs and wants to sincerely help me OR if this is all a joke and she wants me to THINK I can repair three births of damage to my body, try it out, and then FAIL miserably in an attempt to come even CLOSE to lookin as hot and sexy as she does after three births. Whatever, I still love her!
Before she murders me in the night for not mentioning her card, I'd like to give a shout out to Amber who gave me this FABULOUS birthday card with a bling blingy peacock on it! SO perfect Amber...don't you feel good about yourself? Like the time you gave that homeless man $20 bucks? I really am SO proud of you for picking this one out! Unfortunately, I was unable to locate the envelope which looked equally as beautiful. I have to admit that I'm pretty sure it was trashed. Please forgive me for being so irresponsible. BUT, to make up for not having the envelope, I've taken a picture of the inside of the card and the sweet message you wrote to me...
Sorry you had to find out this way Bonnie.
I'd like to give a shout out to my Texas friend Laura who sent me this nice little gift to add to my birthday collection. I love how you're so attentive to the needs of my colon and you really geared your gift towards that. Thank you Laura, for caring about my waste. The bracelet is divine and it's my favorite YELLOW color! I told Laura that the bracelet is made from so many natural products that if all else fails and the pills don't work, I'll just eat the bracelet!
Speaking of removing toxins, I'd like to give a shout out to my new favorite breakfast companion, Raisin Bran! Who knew one bowl each morning would keep me on a "regular" schedule! I love it! Hopefully I won't end up needing Laura's gift even though they boast "gentle, dependable overnight relief".
Uncle T and Nana, I know you don't have time to read my ever so interesting blog, but I wanted to thank you for my Ecard you sent!
Mom and Dad, thanks for sending me and Austin mula for our birthdays. Too bad it's in the form of a check and I'll either need to send it back to you to be deposited or just wait until Thanksgiving.
Sisters, thank you BOTH for forgetting to call me on my 30th birthday.
And FINALLY, thank you blog readers for keeping my "Unique Visitors" count at an average of 130!!! Who knew I had that many fans. Why aren't you all commenting?!!??!?!