1. Just for the record, the sunglasses butt man? Yea, he's a woman.
Maybe we should just refer to it as "SHIM".
2. Say these two phrases: "OBAMA BIDEN" and "OSAMA BIN LADEN". I just noticed this the other day as I drove past signs and bumper stickers and stuff. They sound eerily similar, don't they? Having names like that isn't the best fit for this presidential election, am I right? Poor guys. I'm not saying anything about Obama at all...I think he's cool. To be honest with you, I think he LOOKS more like a president, doesn't he? He seems more put together and all "in with the ppl", right? McCain is so stiff and uncomfortable. I feel like he doesn't know what to do with his mouth so he keeps opening it and then closing it and then smiling...kinda like a muppet. Now remember, I'm basing these judgements off of looks only. I know nothing about the issues they support or don't, except for what I overhear other ppl saying. SO, that's probably a good reason for me NOT to vote. I'd probably just pick the cuter of the two and that has GOT to be Obama. I love how he always rolls up the sleeves on his dress shirt, like he's ready to get down and dirty. It's precious. Oh well...Go both guys!!!
3. While driving on the highway in these parts I've noticed massive amounts of extremely large and beastie roadkill. I guess with either sides of the highway being thick forestry, animals tend to unexpectedly find themselves in the middle of the freeway and then BAM. Most often I see deer. We're talkin big ones. I had only seen females (I don't know the term for a girl deer, I don't hunt) up until today when I saw a huge MALE deer. It had horns and everything. For a quick second I thought about cuttin it's head off, stuffing it and mounting it and then telling everyone that I hunted it. It would be like a freebie. I dunno, it was cool at the time.
4. There's this photography studio by my house and it's called "Bill Buttram Photography". Can you imagine having a name like that? I like how he smooshes the last three letters of his last name together so it isn't so noticeable. I could be making it worse that it is, maybe the name is pronounced "Boo-tram" instead of BUTT RAM. What's funny is, his real name is probably William. I wonder why he goes by Bill instead of Will. As if that isn't bad enough, that "bb" symbol looks like a pair of boobies! Okay this is just getting too nasty...