There once was a chubby Isaak laying on the floor minding his own business and watching television (his favorite pastime).
Then all of a sudden, a big huge Jakob snuck up on the Isaak. The precious Isaak was scared and tried to shield his face from the sight of the hideous Jakob.
Unfortunately, the Isaak was too slow and the Jake drew in closer pinning the Isaak down without anywhere to run. Isaak knew he was doomed for an attack.
In a flash, the Jakob took what he came for, a sloppy wet one from the Isaak. It happened so fast that the Isaak barely knew what had happened.