Austin's friend Maher (I only know all the boys by their last names cuz that's what Austin calls them, sorry) takes pictures of all the boys and puts them on his Mac album. Austin downloaded all HIS pictures from there to keep since he sucks at taking pictures. Thank GOODNESS there's ONE picture taker there. Austin hasn't taken a SINGLE picture since being there even though I got him his very own camera. Fool.
Doesn't he look super hot in this picture all manly and Marine-ish? He looks like he's out to save the world. Or maybe just eat a really big cheeseburger or something.
This is him pulling some string which flushes the main toilet in the community bathroom they all share. Some stink, huh? Just kidding. It's actually like a big gun thingy and since it was his first time to "pull it" he had to drink the gun powder afterwards (or GOT to drink the gun powder as he tells it).
Here he is with a LIVE GORILLA he found in the woods. These gorillas are SO used to human contact that they actually come OUT of the forest with the Marines and pose for pictures. Crazy huh?
One night they had some parade and got to play dress up in their fancy clothes. Austin loves dress up...and so do I. Doesn't he look shiny?
More dress up pics...this particular picture is a good example of what I call Austin's "lying face." I always know when he's lying through his facial expression. Amazing how it was captured here. I wonder what he's lying about?
Nice profile, flexing jaw muscle, shaved head, roundy nose, lots of other fancy boys.
Here's Austin with his saw gun. It's supposedly like majorly heavy and he had to carry it almost 300 miles or something. What a whiner...I could carry that baby around the mall 10 times with 4 other LIVE babies hanging on every limb. Loser.
Is it just me or is that other boy's name BARFY? Poor guy. Look closely and correct me if I'm wrong.
Okay nevermind, I just blew the picture up and saw it was BAILEY. Funny though.
So this is Alvis. This young man has taken the liberty of telling all the other boys that Austin's wife is HOT based on Isaak's birth video he saw (Remember the one with my legs hiked up and spread open? Yeah that one.) Anyways, a complete and total LIE. Because of this, Austin has refused to take me anywhere NEAR the boys in order to keep this fake facade running. Therefore, I haven't been introduced to a single ONE of the friends he always talks about. He keeps me locked in a closet here in Fredericksburg and I'm only allowed to come out to buy groceries or bathe. It's really quite annoying. Thanks a lot ALVIS.
This is Austin wishing he was a cop in his cop looking safety goggles. The grenade in his hand is just for effect.
Yes lover, we all know you're buff. You don't have to flex your guns in EVERY picture.
I bet you didn't know that in their spare time, the boys model. Here's Austin and Candelario doing an over the shoulder. I think they are visiting the "Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too." Honestly, I didn't know it was in Virginia...I'm gonna have to take the kids there before school starts.