Monday, July 21, 2008

A different language


SO I have this friend. Wait...as I'm typing this I'm smelling the WORST fart smell in the nation and I'm the only one here besides Isaak. I didn't do it so what the crap is going on? I know it can't be him. Random...

Ahem...so I have this friend and she's really cool but her choice of words is a little different and she never ceases to make me laugh with her "language". Here are some examples of the wording she uses...

I would say...
Boob Job
She would say...
Breast Augmentation
I would say...
Period
She would say...
Menstrual Cycle
I would say...
Take 30 to 635 and exit Forest.
She would say...
Take THE 30 to THE 635 and exit Forest.
I would say...
Inebriated
She would say...
I don't know what that means. (hehe)

There's many more but my brain isn't working this late at night so I can't think of them. But anyway, she's funny like that. She's an Arizonian but she LONGS to be a Texan. I think she cries herself to sleep most nights because she wishes so badly to be a Texan. Don't most people?

She watched my two middle children today so I could get some errands done which was totally cool of her. Unfortunately my crazy kids probably left her feeling like she wants to shoot herself.

What the crap am I writing? I'm so tired right now but can't sleep and I'm just rambling on. Is anyone still listening to this?

One great thing about my friend is that she has the best name ever created. Jessica. That's kind of a weird feeling to always be saying your OWN name. It feels a little uncomfortable when I call her that. Almost like it isn't really her name...it's MINE. I catch myself trying to avoid saying it actually because it's so awkward as it rolls out of my mouth. Does anyone else feel the same way about friends with YOUR name?

I'm really gonna miss all my friends here in Texas. I hate that I'm leaving them. Tomorrow night I get to have a girls night dinner at PF Chang's and I can't WAIT to relax with no kids running around.

Since this post has no point, I'll make it a dedication to my sweet Texas friends...

Here's to you Texas friends that I love so much!

Natalie, Deanna, Jessica, Isela, Laura, Dena, and Marie. I have lots more but these are the ones that have the wonderful opportunity to see my face on ALMOST a regular basis.

And here's to YOU favorite friend bloggers...

I'm not gonna miss you at all because I'll get to visit your blogs just like I do now :)

There. I'm gonna try to get some sleep now that I've vomited all the ideas and random thoughts I have stored in my head.


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7 comments:

Tara and family said...

ha, I feel the same way. Joshua's teacher last year was named Tara, and it always freaked me out to call her by her first name. (also because she doesn't even look like a "Tara" to me, she is albino white with angel white blond hair, weird) I think it's fun to give random thoughts, I wish I did it more often, except that Bill complains because he sends his friends to our blog sometimes and he still thinks it should be a "family blog". But we all know who runs things around here. THE MAMA!!! Ramble away my friend, and stand up for moms everywhere who "run" their family blogs! btw-I love your Texas pride! (sorry, I'm still a California girl!)

One more thing, I still can't find the right fabric for the wraps here. I want to start making them and selling at boutiques. Why has no company thought to make them with more breathable fabric, it makes perfect sense!?! So if you like them enough, you might want to check out a few fabric stores before you leave and get one or two more in different colors or patterns, you might not be able to find that fabric again. You can save the other half for Lindsay! I just used mine with Eddie today in the hip-hold, those wraps last a long time!

Valinda said...

Nope,there is just one me. I like to hear you ramble then I know it's not just me that can't link coherent thoughts somedays. I'm very happy that you will be a click away no matter where you end up!

Laura said...

i am thinking you were a bit inebrietated when you typed that...or sleep deprived. Probably the equivalent. Can't wait till tonight. I am escaping this hell hole for girls' night out. I'm already craving the lettuce wraps...

Lindsay said...

what a ramble, sister. wow. I got lost and then came back to read the rest later because it was so... rambley... as for having friends with your name...i have ALWAYS known at least one other lindsay that i want to spend time with... and i feel selfish saying her/my name... like i'm conceded or something. The good thing is... if they spell it differently i can just picture the different spelling in my head when i say their name so it doesn't feel like my name.

Deanna said...

I've only ever known the Deanna we went to school with. I actually had a girl email me years ago asking about one of the Nix boys. Apparently the other Deanna dated him and this girl thought I was her and was checking to see what type of boyfriend he was. I was very confused until I remembered the other Deanna. He was so embarrassed and emailed me apologizing. I wonder if that relationship worked out.

Bring on the girls' night out!!!!

SM said...

Don't know any other Sheriece-s...

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