Thursday, January 31, 2008

Want some ice cream? Nevermind...

So I'm craving some ice cream today and I remember that my dad bought some the other day. If you aren't from Texas or you don't have Blue Bell Ice Cream available to you, I feel terribly sad for your soul. This is, BY FAR, the most delicious ice cream made for man.

I go down to get it out of the freezer and already I'm annoyed, the bucket is SO light so I know there isn't much left. I open the lid and practically fall to the floor. This was my view as I looked into the bucket...


Who would return a bucket of ice cream to the freezer like this? Better yet, who would put something like this BACK in the freezer when they KNOW a pregnant girl lives here? Who would tease a pregnant girl like this. My mouth was watering as I came down the stairs thinking about the ice cream I was going to get. I had already planned on filling up the blender with both chocolate AND vanilla, pouring in some ice cold milk, a lump of vanilla malt...mmmm...it would have been SO good. But now, that dream has vanished. This isn't even enough ice cream to fill a large spoonful. I think I know who did this, let's just call him...Eugene....
All I can say is revenge is evil....

6 comments:

SM said...

HAHA! Too funny! What's even funnier is that Eugene is Jerad's middle name and what I call him when he's in trouble! :)

Lindsay said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... did i mention.. HAHAHAHHAHA!!.. i busted up when i read and saw this... HILARIOUSNESSS.. 'tis the epitome of living at the george household.

David & Teresa George said...

Why do I get blamed for something that Jakob did. I would never put a empty gallon of nothing in the fridge to break someone's heart. Especially a pregnant woman. It was not I. I am innocent. Not guilty. David Eugene George

Marian said...

Brother of mine, it matters not that you are not the culprit. What matters is that you 1) allowed such a dreadful deed to occur and 2) that you failed to right the wrong. After all, what are Dads for, I ruddy ask you??? Now, kindly get your bum to the supermarket on your way home (I mean after all you have nothing ELSE to do) and purchase not one but two gallons of Blue Bell Ice Cream and label each for the personal consumption of one Jessica Lynn Lowe. Killing meself here laughing. Love ALL you lot--nutters, that's what you are.

Marian said...

Oh, I almost forgot brother--shame on you for blaming our Jakob. (I believe you but thousands wouldn't.)

Janae said...

Maybe you finished it off in your sleep. I'm just saying.