Friday, January 11, 2008

Son of a B!!!!!!!!!!

So...I'm driving yesterday on 635 (which is a major highway in Dallas) and I'm in the HOV lane but I'm not going too fast because there is this truck full of about 10 Mexicans in front of me going SOOOOO SLOOOOOOW. Well, I look in my rear view mirror and riding MY BUTT is this sporty little crotch rocket who is SO freakin close to me he looks like he's sitting in the back seat next to Kora. I'm pissed because I can't go any faster thanks to the oblivious dudes in front of me and the motorcycle dude keeps weaving to my left and right etc. etc. so I can get a good look at him in my side view mirrors. I'm thinkin, YEA I can see you but can you see what's in front of me???? HELLOOO???
Finally, I get to the point where the HOV lane opens up and I can exit. I had to exit anyway so I put on my blinker to get off. Well I look up and the stinkin truck in front of me decides THEY wanna get off too so I have to slow down even MORE because they basically STOP to to exit. Well, I'm lookin back in passenger side view mirror tryin to find a spot to squeeze off since there's traffic and before I know it, the stinkin motorcycle punk is SQUEEZING up on my left side between me and the concrete barrier of the HOV lane. What the hell? There is BARELY enough room and I can't even believe he's doing this when before I know it, he pulls up to my window, gives me a glance, then punches (with his fist) my side view mirror!!! It made the mirror sling back and at first I thought he had kicked my door with his boot or something and hit the mirror so I was so caught off guard I didn't think to take action. As soon as I looked up to try to get a license plate he was long gone and had passed the truck in front of me the same way. I was still stuck behind the truck and couldn't follow him so he gets away. Did he hit the truck with the 10 burly brown guys in it? No, of course not. Only the pregnant mother with two kids in her truck. I hurried and exited off the highway and then pulled over to snap my mirror back in place only to find that he SHATTERED the glass. YOU JERK!! UGH, I was so pissed and still am. I can't believe he got away with that! Why would you do that? WHY?? And the bad part is, that's not a cheap thing to replace. My mirror, thanks to my upgraded car is the kind that is a self dimmer with a defroster so now there's this liquid defrosting junk leaking all over the side of my car as I drive. The crap isn't easy to get off the car which is why I had to pay $10 EXTRA at the car wash for them to scrub it off. NOW I'm driving around with a plastic Walmart bag tied around the mirror so it won't drip anymore and It looks so ghetto!

On a happier note, well...
Here's my 16 week belly. Kora took a few pictures of my whole self but my face was so chubby and I hadn't fixed my hair and I'm breaking out so I decided to take it myself of JUST the good part. Sorry it took so long for me to post one up. I had to wait until after last weekend because I had a party that was "concerned" (as she put it) that I was pregnant and STILL going to do her party. She read my blog which is how she found out that I was pregnant so I didn't wanna post up any pictures of me getting larger and make her freak out even more.

11 comments:

Amanda said...

I am so glad you are okay and the guy did not pull out a gun or something instead! You are not having good luck with cars lately--my advice---Don't go anywhere! LOL! Love your cute belly!!!! Yours is like all baby! Mine is half fat!

Amy Herfurth said...

I like how stupid people can make a big stupid jesture when your in a car and they can run away quickly...I would like to see him on foot somewhere when he can't run away and has to face his attacky!!!! I don't understand these kind of people!!! This is why you don't buy lexus' because you have to trust the drivers around you...and I DON'T!!!! I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!

Sorry for the outburst, something simular happened to me yesterday, minus the damage!

Enos said...

WHAT THE HELL!!!!?? THAT MAKES ME SO FRICKEN MAD. I wanna punch that guy in the face WHILE he's speeding past so his nose gets knocked off... that's equivalent right? ERRRRRR...

Lindsay said...

damn it, i did it again... i added comment signed in as enos.. now he sounds like a psycho.... Does this say something about me??? hmm..

Bill and Tara said...

Lindsay, we can all totally tell it's you and not Enos writing a comment, so no worries. :)

Jess, that stupid guy is going to Hell, TO HELL!!! I want to throw him in the bailer at my work! That would teach his flat ass to be nice to a trapped pregnant woman with her kids!

Your tummy looks awesome by the way, I LOVE IT!!! You look SO CUTE!!! Really great shape! You need to take some good pictures of you in skin-tight clothes so Lindsay can do some drawings of your beautiful pregnant body. (she can always make your face a little more slender and minus the break-out, if it makes you feel any better. (but I doubt your face is as chubby as you make it sound)

Sorry Lindsay, I just volunteered you to do ANOTHER art project, but this one will be more valuable than others since it would be your pregnant sister! Pregnancy doesn't happen every day! :)

SM said...

(Oops! I thought I had commented but I obviously didn't)

I am so sorry. What a freaking JERK. That makes me so mad for you! I am glad you're ok.

*Carly* said...

my world is shrinking EVERY day! How do you know tara and lindsey? I have known Tara my ENTIRE life! I am sorry for the experience but I LOVE how you told it! I wish I could at least spit on people like that, I would feel just a little bit better. It's a relief to know that they will be taken care of later. I am grateful for the afterlife, it helps me let go of A LOT of things! sometimes ! Still a mortal!

*Carly* said...

ok, never mind I figured out the lindsey and tara thing. How do you know the R house blog? I do adoption presentations with her in Utah. LOVE HER!!

The Lowes said...

Hey carly, welcome to my home! i know mrs. r because lindsay told me about her and we have an adopted son so i visit her blog very frequently! i hope you stay and visit often!

David & Teresa George said...

Don't worry Baby. That motorcycle dude will probably die soon since he is a bad person and since he drives bad. I will tell you when I see him come into the funeral home.

Love mother

David & Teresa George said...

Girls, I wish you wouldn't use so much profanity. I taught you better than that.

Love the mutha O' Pooh and Jess