So. I do. I hate it.
I never talked about it after that because I failed...
This year I keep hearin all this talk about lent again.
*Imagine in a real annoying high pitched squeaky Christian voice*
"This year for lent I'm going to give up negativity!"
"I'm giving up fattening foods for lent, yay!"
All I can say is freakin GROSS.
Why the crap do I gotta give up anything anyway?
I mean, I freakin fast for 12 days every year.
Do lent doers do that?
I know I know, I hear what you're sayin.
"Jessica, you're so rude. That is someone's religion you're bashing, Oh my gosh Jessica, why would you have to do lent anyway, you're not Catholic, stop making a big deal out of it."
Okay, but here's the thing.
No, I'm not Catholic, but I like the IDEA of giving something up for a good cause.
Now, the IDEA of doing something and actually DOING it, are two totally different things.
And FYI, smarty pants, I'm not bashing anything.
Just venting so chill...
anonymous? You hear that?
Anyway, I thought long and hard for something to give up.
Pff, yea right!
Too juicy, and then what would I talk about when I was drinking my cokes?
Oh shutup, you know you all gossip you liars.
Doing it, thanks to Dave Ramsey.
I seriously couldn't think of ONE thing
that I'd be willing to part with for like 40 days and 4o nights.
So I came up with a plan.
I should do lent.
It's a good example to others.
So for lent I'm giving up...
and in case you're wondering who I'm talking about.
Well, I'll tell you,
I have none.
All of my friends are completely and totally 100% useFUL.
Win Win for me.
Now if by chance I come across a useless friend during lent,
too bad for them.
In the meantime,
<-------------------------You see all those pretty faces over there in those boxes?
Well, you're all stickin around!