I've discussed this with you guys before,
but I felt it needed a post all it's own.
I went to the gym today and busted my butt so I can keep up my BUFF looking body you can see in my Facebook profile picture.
It's not easy being THAT hot.
as toned as my hot bod is, my face is a different story.
Why oh why must I be so heinous after a workout?
Remember in middle school when it was the cool thing to make yourself faint?
All the girls would line up against the basketball court fence for their turn.
We'd stand, with our heads between our knees, hyperventilating for a minute and then flip our heads up against the fence while another girl would press on our necks until we lost consciousness and fell to the ground.
Stupid, I know.
If you didn't do that in school...
neither did I, I'm just sayin.
Anyway, remember how red the girl's face was who was about to faint?
She looked like a freakin tomato.
that me after I work out.
Even worse, since having Gusser Guy, something weird has happened to my chin/mouth area. It's as if it has no blood flow because that entire area stays as pale as a can be.
It's not so bad when I'm tanner, but right now it's horrible.
Could I BE more pale?
I know people are staring at me wondering what the crap is up with my face.
I hate it.
Why am I always the awkward one in EVERY circumstance?
Oh well, I guess it matches my sweaty butt/crotch, my SOPPING wet with sweat hair and everything else heinous about my face and body.
Enjoy laughing at me like everyone else at the gym does.
I even broke my face down and pointed out my "favorite" parts,
just for you.
Maybe if I had THESE I'd look hot no matter what fruit my face was.