Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Bite Me

I've recently had to use special forces when changing Isaak's diaper. He hates it. He wiggles and tries to escape. I have to pin him down with my feet. The other day he grew a brain. He turned his head and CHOMPED down on my big toe. Then he smiled. He needed to know if that was fair game. It's not.

I hung these fun chairs on my wall because I'm obsessed with seating. I love chairs. Wait a minute...whats that?


It looks like my chair wall has become the new HOT place to take your date...in a dress that shows her BIDness. Someone needs to teach that girl what MODESTY is.

Jake calls this "Star Wars Prom".

Kora the hoochie with the tattoo loves taking baths with Isaak.
Isaak...not so much.
He likes to bathe in peace.
Can you feel his urgency to get outta there?


Peace out.
If I made you smile you owe me a comment.
Deal?

27 comments:

SM said...

Awe, those cutie patooties! They made me smile! :)

The Mama said...

Okay, you always make me smile. YOUR SLACKING! ;) Just picking. But I love the pics and the hooch barbie, and your underage child with a tattoo.. get outta here, lol. Love Isaak's face!!!

Kathy said...

I used to have to pin Bubba down with my feet as well. Although he never bit me. Also, I love the bath picture. He is definitely trying to break outta there!

Lindsay said...

oh barbie...we all knew you were a secret slut...you cant hide from it...especially not on a displayed chair wall...gosh you're dumb...maybe you can hide out with isaak while he's escaping from kora.

Carolina said...

OMGoodness!! Izey is tooo smart. My dog always tries to do that, he thinks he's smarter than me and since he gets his way (he obviously is!)

Barbie=slutmuffin, didn't you know this already??

I love how you called KOKO a hoochie...that is good times!! What is the tattoo of? Poor Izey, he wants outta there fast!!

Your posts almost always make me smile (emphasis on the almost)!

JK!!!!

***** said...

I like the star wars prom. Jakes the man.
MA

Staci said...

hahah yeah you definantly made me laugh. Barbie is always looking for action..it's good to know the spark is still there with her and ken though. My husband never went to prom but if there was a star wars prom..you better believe he would be there!

Deanna said...

The chairs are so fun...especially with hoochies in them.

You made me smile...now I'll make you smile...I'm having a girl!

Paige said...

Yeah, I'm not exactly down with the toe biting thing myself. Fortunately, my babe didn't use that savor-less tactic more than once. Good boy. :)

dena said...

I'm happy to see your toe has healed well. :)

And, boy am I glad you those monthly visits with that girl that just sat and stared at you (what was her name?) are WAY over. Something tells me she'd have lots to say about this post....pinning children down with your feet, dolls makin' out in chairs hung on the wall (fairly sure play therapists would have a hayday with that one), 6 yr olds with tattoos, and opposite gender bathing. Must I say more?

Amanda said...

YOu made me smile--more than once:) Izey is adorable. He looks like he wants OUT in both pictures!

Valinda said...

Poor baby he gets told no biting and then you lock him in a tub with Kora? How else is he supposed to fight back? I'm also loving the framed thermostat, is that like the framed peephole on Friends?

andi said...

Deal. Your kids have the funniest personalities! Makes life fun for you! (Did I tell you if our kid is a girl we're naming her Cora, after my grandma? Hopefully our baby is just as entertaining as yours!)

The Willis Family said...

I think that you DO need more seating in your house! You totally don't have enough little chairs all OVER your house! Love that Izey wants to bite you! Thats because he is needed some kisses from me! And he told me today that your feet kinda taste like chicken and he is really hungery since he can ONLY eat his nasty formula...oh wait a minute....you KNOW how nasty it is don't you!!!!! I can't believe Jake is thinking prom already! Way to young for that thought!

Dana said...

I didn't notice barbie at first. hehe.. she is such a cougar..i love the shirt Isaak has on.. very cool

Chablis said...

Those little chairs are so sweet! I can't believe your baby bit you!! I hate the stage of fighting the diaper changing. I think all kids go through it.
Kora is not a hoochie, maybe just exploring her sense of idividuality.

Your "love" list is awesome! I think I need to read it again.

Candace said...

Noah was biting on my heel tonight. I was just minding my own business sitting here at the computer, though and he crawled up and bit the crap outta me! At least Izey has an excuse, you were pinning him down! :)

And Kora is NOT a hoochie... She a sweet little princess. LOL... Emma loves takin baths with Noah too, but I have to watch her, because she's a little fascinated that he has a "toy" where she doesn't...

Camilla said...

The picture of Isaak and Kora in the bath...hil-arious!

Froggylady said...

I love how Kora is cheesing it and Isaak is running for his life.

Um...I think you should seek help for your obsession with seating and things in miniature, but I love the wall! Come to CA and help me put stuff on my walls!

The Nugen's said...

Do you have your a/c controls in a frame as well?? That made me smile.

Laura said...

that should be your new feature. every week stick something random in one of those chairs.
i'm impressed jake could get all those little guys standing up without knocking all the other ones over. I'm thinking...party planner if the marines doesn't pan out?

Aymee said...

I love your hoochie daughter. Start em young in the SC huh! Isaak is getting so big, I think he could eat Adalei:)...I am loving his hair, all fuzzy and soft. I'm also diggin Jake's prom, sweet!

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David and Teresa said...

I'm with *****said...
Jake's Star Wars Prom is the greatest but I love how you got the bite on the toe. Hahahaha. My sweet Koko is not a hootch...well...well...no she is not..I'm her mawmaw and SHE IS NOT A HOOTCH. Wow! Barbie and Ken still going strong after all these years.
Mutha

Da Garners said...

Wow how creative that wall looks awesome. I have to sit on matthew too so I know how you feel. Just wait till he can push back fun fun!

raschel said...

*smile* uGh....i'm glad Makena's not to the wiggle out of diaper changing stage.

Misty said...

SMILED =)