1. He's sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
I'd have to say either something sports related or Rob and Big
2. You're out to eat, what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
He's always weird bout this and like asks what kinds they have, knowing full well what they have because he's been there a million times and then after all the options he usually just asks for the "house" dressing which wasn't one of the options to begin with.
3. What's one food he doesn't like?
Boogers. I've never seen him eat one. Except one time when he was eating grapes and had a piece of grape on his finger that looked like a booger and he showed it to me and then ate it because he knew that I thought it was a booger and it would make me gag, which it did. But for real...I've never seen him eat one. Although he does like salty foods.
4. You go out to eat, what does he order to drink?
A coke, but sometimes water if he's going through one of his diet phases.
5. Where did he go to high school?
Lakeview Centennial and I know this because he likes to brag about how "ghetto" it was and how he grew up in the "ghetto". Whatever.
6. What size shoe does he wear?
Uhm....9 1/2? No wait, that's me. Maybe 10? Not sure.
7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
Footballs. He has like a million of them already and every time we pass the sports section he has to go grab one and caress it and tell me that THIS is a good ball. He said you can never have too many footballs.
8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?
Double Cheeseburger from McD's, unless he's dieting.
9. What would this person eat every day if he could?
Pizza or Sushi.
10. What is his favorite cereal?
Hmm...hard one. Okay I'm gonna say count chokula because he always asks me why don't I buy THAT instead of cocoa pebbles. But I can honestly say I've NEVER seen him eat it.
11. What would he never wear?
Capris. Although, his calves would look mighty fine in them!
12. What is his favorite sports team?
Pff! Are you kidding me? Uhm, like EVERY sports team? You gotta be more specific, are we talking football? basketball? baseball? college? come on people...Lets take this question a little more seriously.
13. Who did he vote for?
He voted? He didn't tell me.
14. Who is his best friend?
HELLO?!?! The one and ONLY..... ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!
15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?
Stress about things that he can't do anything about. If it isn't that, then it's gotta be fart and burp in front of him.
16. What is his heritage?
German (Lowe means LION in German) and Japanese.
17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
Okay at first I thought this said, "you bake a cake for his BROTHER" and I was like...excuse me? I guess you don't know the relationship I have with his brother...or don't have. THEN I read it correctly and was even MORE surprised because 1. I don't make him cakes 2. He hates cake and 3. If I DID make a cake it'd be a chocolate chip pound cake but they're too hard to make so I've never done it.
18. Did he play sports in high school?
This is getting annoying. Is this whole freaking quiz gonna be about sports or what? have you been listening? Don't you think if he's obsessed with sports, breaths sports, drinks sports, eats sports that PERHAPS he PLAYED sports in high school? Ughh, geeez. Redundant much? Of COURSE he played sports people!! Okay so he didn't REALLY play sports in high school. He was on the basketball team but the coach hated him and he didn't go through puberty till he was like 25 so he was super tiny so he didn't see much game time but...he dreamt of it! Does that count?
19. What could he spend hours doing?
Watching sports and....watching more sports....and...playing sports and.....teaching sports and....
20. What is one unique talent he has?
I don't think he wants me telling the world this. I'll keep it a secret because if you find out, then YOU'LL wanna do it and then you'll wanna show ur best friend and then they'll do it and then she'll show her uncle Joe and he'll do it and then Thelma who lives across the street from Ole Joe will see it and wanna do it and then she'll teach her grand babies how to do it and then they'll grow up doing it second nature and then...it won't be so unique anymore, right?
How well do you know YOUR Lover?