Monday, February 23, 2009

Who IS Austin?

1. He's sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
I'd have to say either something sports related or Rob and Big

2. You're out to eat, what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
He's always weird bout this and like asks what kinds they have, knowing full well what they have because he's been there a million times and then after all the options he usually just asks for the "house" dressing which wasn't one of the options to begin with.

3. What's one food he doesn't like?
Boogers. I've never seen him eat one. Except one time when he was eating grapes and had a piece of grape on his finger that looked like a booger and he showed it to me and then ate it because he knew that I thought it was a booger and it would make me gag, which it did. But for real...I've never seen him eat one. Although he does like salty foods.

4. You go out to eat, what does he order to drink?
A coke, but sometimes water if he's going through one of his diet phases.

5. Where did he go to high school?
Lakeview Centennial and I know this because he likes to brag about how "ghetto" it was and how he grew up in the "ghetto". Whatever.

6. What size shoe does he wear?
Uhm....9 1/2? No wait, that's me. Maybe 10? Not sure.

7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
Footballs. He has like a million of them already and every time we pass the sports section he has to go grab one and caress it and tell me that THIS is a good ball. He said you can never have too many footballs.

8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?
Double Cheeseburger from McD's, unless he's dieting.

9. What would this person eat every day if he could?
Pizza or Sushi.

10. What is his favorite cereal?
Hmm...hard one. Okay I'm gonna say count chokula because he always asks me why don't I buy THAT instead of cocoa pebbles. But I can honestly say I've NEVER seen him eat it.

11. What would he never wear?
Capris. Although, his calves would look mighty fine in them!

12. What is his favorite sports team?
Pff! Are you kidding me? Uhm, like EVERY sports team? You gotta be more specific, are we talking football? basketball? baseball? college? come on people...Lets take this question a little more seriously.

13. Who did he vote for?
He voted? He didn't tell me.

14. Who is his best friend?
HELLO?!?! The one and ONLY..... ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?
Stress about things that he can't do anything about. If it isn't that, then it's gotta be fart and burp in front of him.

16. What is his heritage?
German (Lowe means LION in German) and Japanese.

17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
Okay at first I thought this said, "you bake a cake for his BROTHER" and I was like...excuse me? I guess you don't know the relationship I have with his brother...or don't have. THEN I read it correctly and was even MORE surprised because 1. I don't make him cakes 2. He hates cake and 3. If I DID make a cake it'd be a chocolate chip pound cake but they're too hard to make so I've never done it.

18. Did he play sports in high school?
This is getting annoying. Is this whole freaking quiz gonna be about sports or what? have you been listening? Don't you think if he's obsessed with sports, breaths sports, drinks sports, eats sports that PERHAPS he PLAYED sports in high school? Ughh, geeez. Redundant much? Of COURSE he played sports people!! Okay so he didn't REALLY play sports in high school. He was on the basketball team but the coach hated him and he didn't go through puberty till he was like 25 so he was super tiny so he didn't see much game time but...he dreamt of it! Does that count?

19. What could he spend hours doing?
Watching sports and....watching more sports....and...playing sports and.....teaching sports and....

20. What is one unique talent he has?
I don't think he wants me telling the world this. I'll keep it a secret because if you find out, then YOU'LL wanna do it and then you'll wanna show ur best friend and then they'll do it and then she'll show her uncle Joe and he'll do it and then Thelma who lives across the street from Ole Joe will see it and wanna do it and then she'll teach her grand babies how to do it and then they'll grow up doing it second nature and won't be so unique anymore, right?

How well do you know YOUR Lover?


Anonymous said...

You're good babe. You forgot the favorite sandwhich and cake, but you were close. I love quarter pounders with cheese and chocolate cakes with fudge icing. You had me laughing at the house dressing. I love you baby.

Lindsay said...

i think it's funny how much enos and austin are alike... enos does the same thing with the dressings but just makes them say them so he has more time to think about which one he wants. Also.. you are sadly mistaken about the booger... he HAS eaten a booger and i've seen it. Remember the one time right after you guys were married and he and i were having a staring contest and he was trying to make me break concentration so he picked his nose and ATE it to get a reaction out of me... i can't remember if it worked... but i do remember the room being FULL of cousins gagging... and i believe you were there too... how do you not remember this? oh well.

Lindsay said...

oh... and we were at grandma willis' house.... ah the days of our ridiculous competitions. i miss drinking salsa.

Unknown said...

Oh my gosh, LOL at the dressing, and Lindsay's story! GROSS, AUSTIN!

David and Teresa said...

Just come to Texas and I will make you a Chocolate Chip Pound Cake.
Love you...
Mutha in law

Carolina said...

Having read your last five posts prior to this one, I only have one comment:

#5- I believe him when he says he grew up in the "ghetto". How else would he have wanted to purchase the movie dead presidents??

Marian said...

I have but one query Jessica: If you have never eaten a booger and they ARE "salty", how is it that you are privy to that disturbing bit of information? You girls make me die, you do. :)

Bonnie said...

Here we go... what I know about Austin:

1. Well, it isn't gonna be R-rated that's for sure... but his OU crap might as well be just as off-limits. I'm sure something concerning that will come out in the next General Conference.

2. Let's see... I bet he likes those silly spritzers since the fool is so addicted to being big buff marine hottie... but I really don't know about this one. I do know that he doesn't like Jalapenos with his pizza.

3. He does not like noodles right before a weigh-in.

4. I know what he drank in Russia :-)

5. No freakin' clue, but I know that he was in Oklahoma until he was like 9 and then he moved to Dallas and he was pumped because he loved the Dallas Cowboys! I think it was Oklahoma, hmm, anyway.

6. Well, I know that shoe size is an indicator of some assets and well, lets just say... I've heard stories :-D so I'm guessing like 11.

7. He collects Military Coins for Jake, but I'm not sure that counts. Doesn't he have one from General Pace that Jakey Boy LOVES!

8. Good grief, I don't know... he better not eat sandwiches since he had us driving all over town looking for a carb-free meal... and sandwiches have carbs!

9. Giyoza... like his mama makes.

10. Ok, really... this is hard when you don't live with the fool... but I'm guessing Kashi or something like that.

11. A speedo in the winter!

12. Uhm, my eyes are watering with disgust... but I think he favors the Sooners and the Cowboys.

13. I think he voted for David Archuleta... but I'm not entirely sure.

14. I'm pretty sure it's you, but he was getting close that Donkey guy.

15. I'm sure he probably wishes I wouldn't reveal all this crap on the blog... he probably thinks I'm a stalker... but hey, at least he feels important since I devoted so much of my day to talking about him

16. I just know that his Dad is Japanese and his mom isn't but his dad's mother went to great efforts to teach her how to cook Japanese food.

17. A big light saber cake!

18. Holy crap, I really don't know this one.. but I would have guess wrestling... light weight. But, couldn't say for sure.

19. Complaining about Judge Advocate school.

20. Losing obscene amounts of weight in just 18 hours! He's really good at that!