In an attempt to make my blog more entertaining for my viewers as well as embrace this new city I live in, I have come up with a new weekly post I'll be doing. It's called the weekly wanna be. If you've ever met me, you KNOW I love to impersonate people I come in contact with to make others laugh. I do, I love this. I know it's probably wrong, but I love it. I love being someone else's funniest self. Living here in Jville has allowed me to see SO many different types of people that I've never come across before. As much as I would LOVE to take pictures of random people and their weirdness...I think it's cruel to bash some poor innocent victim on my blog when they have no idea they are being bashed on real live internet for the world to see. But, I also feel that NOT displaying their weirdness in some form or fashion is a complete waste of laughter! SOOO, I have decided to offer up my OWN self as meat for the internet world to throw laughs at in order to entertain you with people I come across. Each week I'll impersonate someone for you to laugh at. Or maybe just look at and wonder why I think I'm so funny. If I'm boring you, do tell...I'd hate for you to see my "Weekly Wanna-Be" title and then shrug and walk away. OH and feel completely 100% free to bash my stupidity in every video...that's what I'm there for!!
So this weeks wanna-be is a girl at the gym. She was like super buff on the top half of her body and them super wide on the lower half so what better person to play her than myself, right? She thought she was all that. She gave me dirty stares as she got on her treadmill in front of me but I just smiled. Then my Britney Spears 'Piece of Me' song came on my iPod and I felt tough enough to kick her bootie. But I didn't. But it would have been funny. So she was quite the interesting treadmiller...if that's even a word. She started off a slow walk to warm up...normal...then she pumps up the speed to like 6.5 but she's walking and anyone who KNOWS treadmills knows that's a REALLY fast walking pace. I have long legs and that's even too fast for me. Like might as well run, right? Then she starts this flailing motion with her arms and legs as if she's skiing and she keeps this up for like 10 minutes straight!! The whole treadmill was shaking and wobbling but she was all serious and intense. Even funnier (but I don't portray this in the video) she kept lifting up her hand and clicking it at the TV like she was changing the channel but she didn't have a remote...just air. And then she'd laugh and do it again and again. I think she was on crack. The guy next to her wasn't even looking at her as she was making such a HUGE spectical of herself. But then again he had a backdrop haircut. What's a backdrop haircut you ask? Well it's almost like a mullet but not because he was bald on the top and just had really long hair from the crown down to his shoulders. So him not thinking she was freaky doesn't mean anything. I was looking around to see if anyone else was watching her and thinking she was nuts, but nothing! I felt like I was in the twilight zone or something. Oh and let me warn you that I made this video the minute I came home so I wouldn't forget exactly how it went. So please excuse my wet sweat butt, workout clothes and nasty sweaty hair small head and tomato face (see Kempy...told ya). Enjoy!