The Friday after Christmas we gathered up the girls and all went out to dinner for some chatting fun! It was Laura's idea for us to all bring a white elephant gift (wonder why she didn't even know how to play) so we found something good to share and met up!
Unfortunately, our group was small this time because a few people were unable to come, but we still had a total blast.
We talked about so much fun stuff! Kempy shared her and her hubby's WORST fight story and it was comparable to me and Austin's BEST fight story. Nice try Kemp, you and Joh need to work on having worse fights, got it? She also had some major Mormon mother hair going on that night (are you gonna cut that or what Kempy?). I also came to a realization that perfect Kempy hasn't always been SOOO perfect. She used to wear hot pants to work out in and midriff bearing tops. Bad Bad Bad Kempy, I'm so glad you've repented of your past.
Isela sneakily "forgot" her wallet and then somehow got her meal for free?? How the crap did that happen I'll never understand. I think its because she's a hot Latina and we were in a Mexican restaurant so she got the hook up! Whatever! She still owes me for her coke. Isela you better hurry up and be done with having kids or something. OH and go buy your cute little self a spanx so you can be cool like me!
Laura owes me a picture of her pregnant with the twins. Supposedly it will "blow my face off" when I look at it. I doubt it. I don't see how it could be worse than MY preggo with Jake pic when I'm wearing a windsuit and I look like Missy Elliot in her trash bags from THIS video. I also made amends with Laura for treating her like dog poop when I was a teenager. I was pretty mean back then but apparently when you treat someone like crap as a kid, they become a great friend later on, so keep that in mind. She's pretty cool for forgiving me.
The white elephant exchange was fun and we did special poses with our prizes to show how much we love them! Kempy got some yummy bath salts and a neck warmy massager thingy from Isela. She couldn't stop smelling those delicious salts. I had to rip them away from her so she wouldn't eat them.
Isela got a crust buster and some sandwich stamps from Kempy. I think this is a hint to be more of a Mormon mother like Kempy and grow her hair out to outrageous Mormony lengths. Oh wait, I'm getting this prize confused with a flat iron, nevermind.
Laura got the best prize of all and that's because it was from ME. It's a special box for pens. To put pens in. With pens on top. And pens. Oh and it weighs about as much as myself so the twins won't steal any pens when she's not looking.
I got something PERFECT for my personality...an American Idol microphone so I can sing all day long to my Britney Woman Izey song and Daddy's Rhianna. Thanks Laura.
Before we parted ways, we took about 623 group pictures of ourselves and we STILL didn't get a good one. Getting a perfect picture of this group is harder than my family pics were if you can believe that! If only THIS picture were taken with Isela's new camera it would be PERFECT. I'm gonna steal that camera that makes me look 10 years younger and HOT.