As I was dining at a meaty Brazilian steak house just the other day with my vegetarian friend (yes you Rachel) I realized something.
I honestly think vegetarians are ALL liars. They SAY they're vegetarians for the uniqueness of it all, but when they're driving home late at night and no ones looking, you KNOW they swing through a drive thru and scarf down a big fat cheeseburger. You KNOW they do. I mean, it's not like hiding alcohol or cigarettes. Meat on the breath is much easier to cover up, no one would EVER be able to tell.