As I was dining at a meaty Brazilian steak house just the other day with my vegetarian friend (yes you Rachel) I realized something.
I honestly think vegetarians are ALL liars. They SAY they're vegetarians for the uniqueness of it all, but when they're driving home late at night and no ones looking, you KNOW they swing through a drive thru and scarf down a big fat cheeseburger. You KNOW they do. I mean, it's not like hiding alcohol or cigarettes. Meat on the breath is much easier to cover up, no one would EVER be able to tell.
Stinkin vegetarians.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
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it's true.... i bet they are sneaking around... have you seen that episode of the simpsons where homer cheats on his diet of bell peppers with a rack of lamb? it's really gross... but i bet that's what they do... all affair-ish in a cheap motel... with their secret meat. HA... that sounds funny... secret. meat.
Okay, next time you decide to call me, make sure you realize what time it is back here on the east coast!!!! It was midnight girl!!!!
Maybe I should call you right now?!? Its 8am my time, that would be pretty funny!
This comment has nothing at all to do with your post....sorry!
So what made you come to this realization? I'm curious.
i decided this as my vegetarian friend sat there eating her salad bar, cheeses and crackers as she watched me scarf down forkful of hot and deliciously flavored meat. how could she NOT be tempted to flip her little coin over the green side and just TRY a little meat? i know deep inside she had to be dying to sink her teeth into the meat...HAD TO!
is the only reason you dont have any pictures for this post because I have your camera card...hehehahahehehahah!!! I am so wicked!!!
I always laugh when someone who says they're vegetarian eats fish. I'm sorry, how is the flesh of a fish not meat?!
shut up! You dont know the first thing about vegetarians. You stupid animal eating people!! shame on you
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